Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days agoHahaha no fucking wayhexbear.netimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down11file-text
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minus-squareBronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·5 days agoLet me check, yep, my stock portfolio is still zero. While I’m at it, yep, my crypto wallet, still zero. My pension fund, nada. By capitalist standards, I’m doing great, since I’ve experienced zero losses.
minus-squareTankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·5 days agoThe bean-heavy portfolio pays off once again for the hungry investor! 🫘
minus-squareEvilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·5 days agoCommodities play. Nice.
minus-squareinfuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 days agoWhat is a real estate purchase to be measured in, if not bean futures?
Let me check, yep, my stock portfolio is still zero.
While I’m at it, yep, my crypto wallet, still zero.
My pension fund, nada.
By capitalist standards, I’m doing great, since I’ve experienced zero losses.
The bean-heavy portfolio pays off once again for the hungry investor! 🫘
Commodities play. Nice.
What is a real estate purchase to be measured in, if not bean futures?
re-fi’d beans
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