Any time a politician spouts this Antifa crap, reporters need to ask them to name its leadership.

Incels following a woman? Can’t see that working out.

At least you get to spit in their soup.a

Only 20K? They’re missing three zeros on the end of that number.

My Guffaw of the Day Award goes to the person who posted Pat Benetar’s “Hit Me with Your Best Shot” as background to the Charlie Kirk shooting video. French kiss.

Crying as he contemplates the reaction to his own obit.

Ding-dong! The Kirk is dead. Which old Kirk? The Wicked Kirk! Ding-dong! The Wicked Kirk is dead. Wake up, you sleepy head, Rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Kirk is dead. He’s gone where the goblins go, Below, below, below. Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know the Wicked Kirk is dead!

He did not include the “illegal immigrant” sighted standing at the grassy knoll in his analysis.

Remember, if you think you have information on the shooter, you DON’T have information on the shooter.

I’m thinking, a flash mob doing “YMCA” is about to break out.

Might be a good thing, if the same reasoning can later be used as the precedent to keep everyone else from owning guns.

I’ve been calling the DoD by its original name for decades. The only thing they defend is corporate greed.

“She turned me into a newt.”

Option A: ignore 'em, they’re just kids, and eventually they’ll stop. Option B: disconnect the door bell because it’s really irritating. Option C: Shoot the kid in the back.

Shoot and starving kids in Gaza, working in DRC mines, ending their healthcare, education, and school lunches, stealing them from their parents for deportation; old boomers really hate kids and see no future for the planet so they’ll do anything to keep from being inconvenienced.

He’s already been on 11 vacations since taking office 7 months ago.

Good luck trying to stay out of HCMC bakeries. I couldn’t walk past one without stopping for a cheese baguette, tart, or donut. If I lived there, I’d weigh 15kg more.

The juxtaposition of soldiers in camo uniforms wearing orange safety vests is damn near surreal.

Blackstone is “woke” as in, you wake up to discover you’ve been evicted from your home.

This always get me thinking of Jimmy Carter putting solar panels on the White House, Ronnie Raygun ordering them removed, and no subsequent Democratic president having them reinstalled.

I’m surprised the creator of this shit list of fiction didn’t include the bible. Another book that people like to cherry pick from to show how “woke” jebus was, while ignoring all the nasty authoritarianism, bigotry, mysogheny, and racism of the myriad editors who cobbled it together.