
queen

Is it legal to say truth out loud in the US? Huh. I’m taking notes.
Repuplicans are the real puppos. The actual pupperinos.
Hey, that’s pretty cool, you love to see it!
Holy shit she fucking rules.
shes a troop

God fucking dammit
where does it say that? Her website doesn’t say anything about the military.
On the about page
Software Engineer working as military contractor with substantial conflict of interest training; focused on serving all Alabamians
oh derp I saw Redstone Arsenal but for some reason thought it was unrelated to military stuff. Literally missile R&D 🤮 (presumably) Well hopefully that’s all behind her. Kinda lame she puts that front and center in her about page but at least it’s only mentioned once.
I wonder if anyone ever asked her about that (probably not oof). Like what explanation would she give for deciding to take a job there? Really tells you a lot about someone’s psyche.
State house reps tend to still work jobs, they dont get paid much and they convene rarely. Conveniently, this makes them easy to bribe
Alright so she is an eagle scout Bob Jones University graduate and a Democrat from Alabama. Forgive me if slapping the trans label in front of all of that doesn’t instill me with confidence or excitement
Her name is Allison Montgomery, and she beat a Republican incumbent in a deep red state by over 6%.
Hell fuckin yeah.
IT’S HAPPENINGI am always baffled why people don’t do the “Unlike my opponent I am not constantly thinking about children’s genitals. Now let’s talk about something that will affect your kids like food” but more snappy.
It seems like such an obvious play like right here.









