That picture of Ash’s mom is gross and objectifying. Where did you find it so I can avoid that website?
🧐
Who could blame him? Ash’s mom has got it goin’ on.
She’s all he wants, and he’s waited for so long
Ash why can’t you see, your moms just the girl for me.
I know I might be wrong but I’m in love with Ash’s mom
Gary and Ash are half brother. Gary knows about the affair, that’s why he hates Ash. In his teenage brain, his mother left because of Ash not because of his horny dad.
Sorry, she has a Mr Mime.
Oak is a hard wood.
Oak nut.
It's super effective!
Has Ash’s dad ever been canonically identified?
I’m like 80% sure his dad is Prof. Oak.
Nah. It’s apparently canon that both his dad and grandfather are still on their Pokemon mastery journeys…
Which is a real strange way to call them deadbeat losers that couldn’t figure out rock paper scissors but that’s how it be sometimes.
I’m pretty sure Ash is canonically a Mime Jr.
I’m pretty sure 80% of the population there is a child of oak.
In all fairness, 20% of that town’s population is Professor Oak. Other than him we’ve got Ash, Ash’s mom, and Oak’s 2 grandchildren: MrPoopyAssFucker and his sister… am I missing anyone?
