Mmmm. The fifth elephant

There’s always a Doug

It’s either a tufted titmouse or a roseate spoonbill

Fare Fair

You feel you are hidden

It seems like they are telling the truth

It appears to be free of traps/alarms

It looks like they believe you

Do you [insert object interaction here]?

You don’t see anything happen

I also enjoy building tension and then releasing, while occasionally building and then giving them jump scare. I did that recently playing Mothership. Earlier in the session two androids were working on repairing a doodad while the Marine stood watch outside the room. When the Marine steps back in the room they see one of the androids in the chair that was occupied by a body a couple of hours earlier

Marine: What happened to the body that was at the console?
GM: As you think that you turn your head to the left, and that side of the room is empty. You whip your head to look on the right side of the room, and in the corner closest to the door
Marine: I RAISE MY SMG
GM: and you see the body of the lieutenant laying flat on the ground, where the androids had placed it so that the body wouldn’t get in their way

Later, while exploring another area:

GM: Your light cuts through the sudden darkness. As the beam crosses the floor you notice the body that was in the middle of the hallway earlier is no longer there. You swiftly swing your beam left and right, looking for the body. As you turn around the light illuminates a figure standing a few feet away behind you. It’s Rico the Android. As you slowly breathe out, tension leaving your trigger finger, you feel something drip onto your face. You look up as something falls onto you. Roll Panic

☝️ this one trees

Headline: “…pumping water…”

Right in the goddamned article

“Trees contain lots of thin, hollow vessels and they suck water upwards by creating low pressure at the top,” said Professor Lucy Rowland, from the University of Exeter. (emphasis mine)

Come on, article writers, be kinder to the pedants!

Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize their vote counts the same as yours

George Carlin, probably

All jokes aside, I’m seriously impressed that the roof structure maintained it’s integrity and didn’t just shred to pieces in the explosion

10 million to haphazardly “eliminate” screw worm. 990 million to “contractors” that do nothing

The stomach forgets, the snacks remember

Me too!

now I have corn growing!

…a significant part of the spine does not bend.

My scoliosis would like a word

I try to not be seen as queer at work

I instantly thought of this character in the Key & Peele Office Homophobe sketch (or whatever it’s called).

My neighbor is a MAGAt. His wife is Philippina on a visa. He was pissed. Could be there are a lot of these, or the WH is walking back the way they did on Iran. Who knows 🤷‍♂️

True.

They serve the ruling class. What do rich people wear?

(Jimmy)Choolicker?