1400 fucking bottles.
Yeah, wasn’t the thousands upon thousands of people working in the factories making the stuff having the same issue or worse, it was one rich dude suffering that made them finally start regulating it.
I was going to sya something about how it makes me feel some type of way that one guy made as of a difference as the radium girls by virtue of being rich and famous. But i felt it best left unsaid.
maybe this means they’ll regulate fast food better when Trump’s heart and butthole turn inside-out on live TV after his 10,000 Filet o’ Fish.
Sadly even fast food isn’t that deadly
Nah colon cancer isn’t that spectacular
Virgin modern energy drinks: Caffeine, carbonation, taurine, sugar, maybe some crushed up vitamin pills
Chad 1930s enegy drink: Radium
Calories per 100ml: 1937366227
When the energy of your drink isn’t measured in calories but in eV
“triple distilled” oh good i wouldn’t want any contaminants in there
skull issue
Well, at least you can’t say it didn’t contain energy.
forbidden poppers
He should’ve been boofing them for the intended effect
Let the trash take itself out I guess
It was advertised as “A Cure for the Living Dead”
Pffft, pretty sure ghouls are unaffected by radiation.
His jaw got so energized it became independent and escaped.
We need the stooooopids 🫡










