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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago

Israeli “comedian” proposes blowing up pagers supposedly scattered around Ireland. This requires the intended victims to use technology they threw away 30 years ago.

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Israeli “comedian” proposes blowing up pagers supposedly scattered around Ireland. This requires the intended victims to use technology they threw away 30 years ago.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • refolde [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    Israeli “comedy” be like

    “I LOVE R*PE”

    “I LOVE MURDER”

    “I LOVE GENOCIDE”

    “I’M GOING TO KIDNAP YOUR CHILD”

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      So…no different than the rest of the western world’s humor?

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at an Israeli joke.

    They tell jokes but they aren’t really “jokes” it’s just being mean, cruel, and shitheaded.

    • Gosplan14_the_Third [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      It’s chud humor. And a huge part of that population are chuds.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Chuds. They’re too paranoid to relax and you can’t find real humor if you can’t chill out. They also have to win in every hypothetical situation so they can’t self deprecate and shit. There are massive realms of comedy they cannot explore because their egos won’t let them, which is pathetic. Terrible at being comedians. Just god damn awful.

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s an entire country of the sort of people who find right wing “comedy” funny, just slurs and calls to exterminate the untermensch.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        They also do brownface and other absolute racist hack shit. I think I made it through like 30 seconds of that Israeli sketch/SNL show that went viral a while back.

        • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          I know it’s pretty common for comedians who complain about “woke” ruining their careers to move to Israel, so I can’t say I’m surprised.

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          I think this may be the one GG is referring to, for anyone wondering

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHTNuBKtzHc

          🤢🤮

          • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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            I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

            • yewtu.be
            • inv.nadeko.net
            • yt.artemislena.eu
            • piped.video
  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    (cw: child throwing up victory hand signs who has healed injuries from the pager atrocity, including missing fingers)

    • refolde [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      People on this site still don’t hate Israel nearly enough.

      • stink [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Yes, but have you considered my white, western, jewish feelings? You DO NOT want to hurt those

    • Super_Lumalo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Holy fuck. Wish all the best to the kid.

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Yuri, are you being forgetful?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Lebanon_electronic_device_attacks

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      Grim Beeper

      isntrael

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      I think Yuri is just saying that the difference is no one in Ireland is using a pager.

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        And I’m sure people thought that of Lebanon as well, but pager use is pretty prevalent across the globe still. Especially, in Medical and Emergency Services.

        • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Our best hospital had just rolled out an upgrade to their pagers around that time. It’s a US affiliated hospital.

          If you think conspiracy nuts are bad enough when they’re being fed by propaganda all day, imagine how much worse they are when their ideas are syncretized with the reality of living under constant surveillance and terrorism campaigns by the entity. People were getting in the way of ambulances and pulling guns out at the airport and shit suspecting them of somehow being in on it.

          The hospital like every other hospital was taking victims of this terrorism in with no questions asked. This was also seen by some as a sign of something.

          I think you all underestimate how the entity tries to exploit every single possible angle to atomize our society into nothing

          • stink [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            And if you talk about any of these atrocities to a westerner you get flagged as a nutjob. In Palestine, the zionists control the tv stations and broadcast pornography a few channels away from the kids channels.

            But somehow my lived experience is a rightwing conspiracy for why zionists want to corrupt the youth with porn

        • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          And drug dealers

          • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            I said Medical and Emergency Services.

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    The right: “Anything other than supporting us means you hate western civilization!”

    Also the right as soon as a good amount of the population of a western country dares think for themselves: “You’re dead to me! Hope you get genocided too!”

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