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I want a browser add-on to addend (Airport!) to any instance of plane.

Airplane (Airport!)! is my favorite comedy film
Pilot killed in Grant County, WA small plane (Airport!) crash
The Brief
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A small plane (Airport!) crashed into a field near Road 11-SW and Adams Road South in Grant County on Thursday evening.
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Authorities confirmed that the pilot, who was the sole occupant, was killed in the crash.
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Officials stated there was no fire or risk to the public as an investigation into the cause remains underway.
GRANT COUNTY, Wash. - An investigation is underway after a small plane (Airport!) crashed, killing the pilot in Grant County on Thursday evening…
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Ask and you shall receive
// ==UserScript== // @name Airport! // @namespace Airporty // @version 2026-09-24 // @description (Airport!) // @match https://*/* // @grant none // ==/UserScript== (() => { 'use strict'; const search = /plane/gi; const replaceWith = 'plane (Airport!)'; const excludedTagNames = ['SCRIPT', 'STYLE', 'INPUT', 'TEXTAREA']; // walk through document's nodes collecting elements with text inside // (but filter out tags that should probably be skipped) const walker = document.createTreeWalker( document.body, NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT, { acceptNode: node => excludedTagNames.includes(node.parentElement?.tagName) ? NodeFilter.FILTER_REJECT : NodeFilter.FILTER_ACCEPT } ); // loop through the planes, making (Airport!)s :) for (let node = walker.nextNode(); node; node = walker.nextNode()) { node.nodeValue = node.nodeValue.replace(search, replaceWith); } })();namespace Airporty
Airporty is like an airport, but for cute little planes
I met President Xi at the plane (woodworking).
I met him at the plane (Two dimensional surface!)
Plane (existence!)
I met him on a plane(t).

I met President Xi at the plane (Astral!)


update: do not try to fight xi on the astral plane alone!
What if I want to team up with Xi to fight Mitch McConnell on the astral plane, though? I have my consecrated chalice, pentacle, wand, and copper sword ready to go and everything.
Thanks for clarifying the plane was at the airport sir, very important detail.
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation
talking all that shit and then once we finally link its like yoooo whats good! You and your lady looking good. how you doing??? Xi aint falling for that shit.
Yea didn’t Trump literally threaten to kidnap Xi’s daughter out of her university like a few months back? Like Xi isn’t just going to forget that cause you glazed him lol
He does this to most world leaders and then gets all friendly in person. He was yukking it up with Obama like they were old pals at Carter’s funeral, when the birther bullshit was what catapulted him into politics in the first place. There are only a few people for whom he reserves his true animosity, notably Hillary and Biden. He truly despises those two.
I would also include his 2 large adult sons. He fucking hates them
dont forget Roseanne
Think maybe you mean Rosie O’Donnell?
yup
Trump’s such a fake friend smdh
When Trump is saying that shit hes rubbing one off for his base. I bet he actually does see Xi as virile, strong, sexy, absolutely badonkas, just the shredded image of a Man, wait… Where was I going with this?
Typical male attracted commie. Start talking about how attractive some socialist leader is, forget the point they’re trying to make.
Tbf, I can be just as bad when you start talking about the Soviet Bear thing in a “mama bear” way, so.
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Anyone with their wits together can basically mind-control Trump if they’re in the same room
Madam Xi, of course, SERVING!
SERVING
SLAYING
IN HER ZONE
Not sure if he’s referring to Mrs Jinping or if Zohran was also there and Trump found an exciting new way to mangle his name
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much President Donald Trump’s English had improved since the two last met. “He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly,” said Xi, adding that he couldn’t help but admire the confidence with which Trump now uttered rudimentary English sentences and estimating that the president had probably expanded his vocabulary to at least 100 words. “Of course, we certainly couldn’t carry on an actual conversation, as President Trump’s command of English grammar is still quite crude—I had to gently correct him a number of times—but that doesn’t negate all of his effort. I assume he’s been working with a tutor of some sort, and they deserve a lot of credit for helping him get further than I think anyone would’ve ever thought possible.” Xi went on to say that Trump’s comprehension of the language was still so poor that the Chinese delegation could use English to openly discuss sensitive issues in his presence without fear he would understand them.
I met President Xi at the ship (Harbor!)
Hopefully someday soon Trump meets all of his old friends at the plane (fire)
He has more brown on his nose than little Marco Rubio.
amazing that he’s so strong after a stroke. chinese medical science must really have acquired juche necromancy
Xi had a stroke? Didn’t even know
The libs are claiming he had one last week because he skipped a BRICS dinner
he was also mauled by a spirit bear
Must have given as good as he got, after all, he’s secretly a panda bear. All commies are really commie bears, dontcha know? Stalin was a Siberian grizzly (as much as people like to say he was a wolf), Xi is a panda, most of the few actual socialists on Turtle Island are North American Grizzlies (and a few polar bears up in the far north), all the socdems are teddy bears and Pooh Bears (though calling them that is an insult to teddy bears, tbh), you’d think that’d be common knowledge on The Bear Site…
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Don, just come out of the closet already. “Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms — ‘got to get out of here!’ — and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me.”
Surely he can’t be serious?
Its real: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117326000129865390 I wish I could see the comments.




















