Iirc there was a story arc on seinfeld about somebody eating a snickers bar with a knife and fork

Admittedly, George did get to take a Yankee’s player to a PBS pledge drive because he ate a Snickers like this too.
Pledge drives used to rule, too. Jack Horkheimer and Martin Yan and Bob Ross and Fred Rogers and Steve Smith would show up to a lot of them. If you can’t tell, I was raised by PBS as much as by CBC.
Look how big a Snickers bar used to be, could eat that for days
Good, because it’s actually gay to put hotdogs in your mouth, so real alpha men they slice it up into cubes then eat them.
if you’re going to internalize feelings you’re too cool to deal with, internalizing them so you bimbofy yourself into a foolish masochist by imagining you’re cutting up and eating wieners is one way to do it
was going to say maybe it’s better for these guys to be made fun of for eating food wrong than it is getting photographed putting a phallic object in their mouth.
Alien in a skinsuit
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Metal silverware also is shiny and reflects light, like this metal fork appearing white:

(but it could still be fake)
It would be a colored metallic plastic, which is how it still is grey in the shot. Honestly the only way it is sitting in the hot dog bun like that is if the knife is plastic or the image is fake.
That said, I can’t see what was cut on the dog, so this feels like a fake image.
Genuinely confused at the pic. The hot dog is whole. On the plate is a hot dog in a bun, a butter knife, and a yellow thing that looks like a second bun that the knife rests on. The empty(?) fork is in his mouth. I want to believe he’s eating potato or macaroni salad with a fork, because that would make sense, but what is that second thing on the plate the knife is resting on?
I think he ate the 'dog out of the bun with a knife and fork, which would be even more vile.
Oh that could be it. No carbs
Metal utensils, ceramic plate, probably a cheap ass hotdog on a cheap ass bun.

The happiest day of his life.
And just imagine the handsome hamburger party he’s going to have in his Big Beautiful Ballroom!
America in a nutshell
Third world country in a Gucci belt
Hey! This is Australian pointless political bullshit to distract from the actual issues! Just because he’s eating an American type of food doesn’t make it ok! Complaining about pollies eating food wrong is our thing, back off!
That’s Bad Posture Evil Bono
Are those the facebook raybans?
Guzzling glizzies is gay actually

















