I’m telling you man they got a car that runs on slurpees dude!

It’s called a bicycle

lol I had the same thought
Knowing when to tee up the joke for others is the true art of posting

The ol alley oop of dunking
If I could get slurpees by the gallon, I soulful be so happy.
Are they selling slurpees for $1.499 a gallon?
I don’t think they make them anymore, but I used to have a “team gulp”

which is a gallon jug the 7-11 let me refill for $1

13yo me dreamed of owning one of these bad boys.
God Bless AmericaMy 7th grade English teacher used to take one of these to the dome every day after lunch

That is incredible haha
I feel this is worth sharing in different cups among multiple family members or friends. And only maybe once or twice a week.
You could easily melt a tap into that and make it a minikeg.
might be better to siphon out of it
TAPURPEE
i assume that’s what it’s ostensibly for











