The Piasecki PA-97 Helistat was an American experimental heavy-lift aircraft, built by Piasecki by fastening four H-34J helicopters to a framework beneath a helium-inflated blimp envelope. The sole prototype was destroyed during a test flight, killing a test pilot and injuring another four in the course of a single incident in 1986.
NSFW Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KY3A2HlbzQ - it’s barely off the ground when it crashes at ~1:00.


What a beautiful marriage of the two most dangerous aircraft ever conceived. They just needed the blades to rotate like an osprey and it would’ve been perfect.
I love this redditor’s failed “Well actually…” attempt at defending the idea.
That last paragraph too oh my god
Yeah which makes it even more crazy that whoever built this monstrosity was allowed to do it. Anything that falls apart like that as soon as it’s lifted has to involve skipping so much math to check forces there’s just no way.
I noticed that too. His “defense” and the crash itself reminds me of Richard Feynman’s explanation about how cold weather impacted O-rings and caused the Challenger disaster. The crash coincidently also happened the same year.
I don’t see how four helicopters powering a blimp is in any way, shape, or form a sane idea.
Rant. The Wikipedia page for the disaster is shit because it’s missing that.
Hijacking the top comment to waste everybody’s time to quote the Wikipedia article about paying more attention to me
I entirely forgot to mention that their name is VarietiesOfStupid.
Build a train.
TBH, building a rail track up the mountain is absurdly hard.
Not just that, preemptively building a rail track up a mountain, in case we need to move something up that mountain at some later time.
I stand by my absurd proposal.
Railways demand very strict limits on the incline and the curvature of turns, which are the reason that tunnels are used so often, when railroads are built through mountains. And also you need to transport a lot of cargo, when building a railroad through mountains. Mountains are pretty much the worst case for railroads.
Comrade, the joke is that I’m proposing a bad idea.
There are people, who would propose it unironically.
Funicular.
“No, you don’t understand, this incredibly dangerous and unreliable experimental vehicle that can’t even survive a single test flight wasn’t designed for regular flights, it was designed to fly in some of the most dangerous flying conditions possible.”
Peak redditor logic
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