That’s another blow to the declining Burger Reich. 
the white empire has lost the mandate of mcheaven
Mandate of McHeaven is a banger
Pedantic but I think McMandate of Heaven rolls off the tongue easier
OG heaven had nothing to do with the Oreo sandwich
The Roman citizens were not told the empire collapsed, they just noticed the oreo gravy burgers stopped being premiered at their local KFCs.
The Great Satan is allowing a treat gap
China learned from the lessons of the Cold War. The nuclear arm’s race is a distraction, treats are the real source of power.
They’ve learned that if you can out-treat Burgerland, you’ve effectively eliminated the possibility of a Pizza Hut faction taking over and selling out your country.
- KFC
- Pizza Hut
i’m at the combination
Either way Yum! Foods wins
Yum China was spun off from Yum Brands in 2016 and is now a separate independent company headquartered in Shanghai, the only thing they still pay Yum Brands for is the trademarks.
Political power grows out of a bag of funyuns
Unironically
This deserves a site tagline for sure. If not, a bumper sticker.
if you’re going to use an alt to ask for your comments to be taglines at least change your profile picture smdh
“Consumption is the sole end and purpose of all production” - Adam Smith 1776
Political power grows from a whole lot of treats
- Chairman Mao
China even has stores that exclusively sell snacks.
Amerikkka was always going to lose
Was bored one day as a ~15 year old and decided to blend a bunch of oranges and then toss multiple different sodas in.
Wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever tasted (that goes to me sticking a beef broth cube thing into my mouth) but it was still horrendous.
You haven’t discovered kioskitos yet?
That’s fucking disgusting
American burger:
- Beef: uninspected
- Lettuce: parasites
- Tomato: ecoli
- Pickle: cut for budgetary reasons
- Bun: cellulose and sugar
- Price: $50 per month subscription (plus tip)
They’ve closed the burger gap
No bacon or cheese on it, not American enough
(Xi’s goblet is filled with chicken-flavored monster energy drink)
caffeinated drinkable chicken soup would be something
bone broth energy drink
To the weird meat diet people, we could probs make a solid 50 bucks with this idea
Our country is truly defeated, our culture appropriated, our burgers eaten
FUCK CAN’T HAVE SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY
“China, once again proving that they can’t innovate, only immitate”I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
US fast food companies coming up with the most ridiculous shit so they can market it as exotic occidental delicacies to Chinese people.
Probably not what’s happening, but it’s funny to imagine that’s the case.
KFC in China is owned by a Chinese restaurant company, so this might be completely their idea. A few months ago they gave away free whole watermelons (yes, really) if you ordered chicken, to help out farmers because of an oversupply. You can probably imagine how Westerners reacted to that.
Are you sure it isnt owned by Nick Mullen?
If it was they’d have released the “I’m Gay” burger
I’ll take 3
bug burger with dust sauce
“Hey, what do we do with all these watermelons.”
“I don’t know, give them away to people who buy chicken!”
I think they’re mostly banking on virality, people ordering it just to post about it.
Imagine a burger, that you’re not allowed to have.
one time i put a chocolate chip cookie on a chicken sandwich and it was very not good. thought i was gonna have the next chicken and waffles with maple syrup but NOPE
maple syrup instead of whatever sauce on a burger is legit though.
On the one hand it’s an L because it’s treatlerite shit but on the other it’s a W because it’s blowing the usa out the water.
imagine being a seaman (lol) on the USS Abraham Stinkin’, eating a grey flap and seeing this treat tweet on your phone. instant mutiny
