if i am at home, i take my shirt off to #2 and to eat unless there are guests.
i need the full range of motion to take care of important business and I’m not here to make friends.
i take my shirt off to #2 and to eat
You’re doing multitasking in there, clever
it works because after a “dual sport” session, i can just hop right into the tub with my dishes. #HustleYourProcess
if you’re at home, just don’t bother having a shirt on in the first place and you can have the full range of motion all the time. :p
in winter it gets chilly, but otherwise yes. also, deep frying anything on the stove without a shirt on can get a little dramatic.
in winter it gets chilly

deep frying anything on the stove without a shirt on can get a little dramatic.

When the shirt comes off and you’re reaching out to put your hand on the floor or wall
Real demon hours
The kamehameha
Dropping a spirit bomb in the ol’ ceramic panick
There’s a great Seinfeld episode where George does this at a party and forgets to put his shirt back on before leaving the bathroom.
Taking your clothes off while taking a shit is simply hygienic. I dont want smells to get caught in my clothes.
Having dyslexia is fun at times cause I read this as starting attire and was thinking things like FF14 and then opened the image and went “ah…yes okay”
Oh my god, thanks! I’m having a bad day I’m starting to do that.
Aw I’m sorry. I kind of think of it as my mind’s personal meme maker, if that helps at all?
Oof, it’s more helpful than that
Silk pajamas, classical music, a can of febreze
It gets hot as fuck in bathrooms
i did this as a child and was instructed to stop by my parents because it was weird.
I take my pants off to #2
Same. Even at work. Makes it easier to align my intestines when my feet are unshackled.
Yeah, that’s the “This could very well be food poisoning” technique
I had food poisoning few days ago and I can confirm
Grew up with IBS without understanding there was something wrong with me, did this frequently lol.
Happened to me recently when I ate a full can of cashew seeds like an idiot. I probably looked like a naked red hulk on that toilet
I always do that. I started when i was like 7 and never stopped it rules tbh
i usually just pull my pants down, but the ushanka stays on
love to take my shirt off to shit, why would I want to shit with constraints
















