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ExtimateCookie [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

What is your sharting attire?

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What is your sharting attire?

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ExtimateCookie [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago
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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    if i am at home, i take my shirt off to #2 and to eat unless there are guests.

    i need the full range of motion to take care of important business and I’m not here to make friends.

    • cattish [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      i take my shirt off to #2 and to eat

      You’re doing multitasking in there, clever

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        it works because after a “dual sport” session, i can just hop right into the tub with my dishes. #HustleYourProcess

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      if you’re at home, just don’t bother having a shirt on in the first place and you can have the full range of motion all the time. :p

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        in winter it gets chilly, but otherwise yes. also, deep frying anything on the stove without a shirt on can get a little dramatic.

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          in winter it gets chilly

          brrr

          deep frying anything on the stove without a shirt on can get a little dramatic.

          metta

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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people’s bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
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