“Good. I’m glad he’s dead.”
– DJT (re: Robert Mueller)I have posted this photo earlier…
It is a collection of small bottles of rum, all but one dedicated to a person, and when I no longer has to share my existence in this world with the person, I will toast in celebration!
Also, I have decided to treat my family to a celebration dinner at a nice restaurant when Trump falls over and stops being a problem.
I have some 25yo Scotch waiting
You might want to change it out for some 12 year old scotch. It would be more appropriate.
Badum-tsst
Don’t waste the good shit on a shit person
But you’re cheersing better times
Should package such a thing and sell it. With the names on them and all.
Hehe, it is a giftbox from Planteray:
https://www.systembolaget.se/produkt/sprit/planteray-1142604/
https://thesinglemaltshop.com/product/planteray-rum-experience-box-6-x10cl/
And I used a label maker from brother to print the ribbons.
Trump, Putin, Musk, Murdoch?, Orban?
Who are the last 2 for? I cannot read the labels
The rightmost one is Orban. Not sure who the other one is.
Edit: Oh, Murdoch maybe?
Yes, you figured it out, Murdoch and Orban.
A man walked to the newspaper stand to buy a copy every single day. The man would take one look at the cover then simply throw the paper into the trash and go about his day.
Eventually the shopkeep became curious after months of this behavior and he decided to ask the guy what he was doing.
“Looking for an obituary.” the man replied.
“Obituaries are in the back of the paper, not the cover.” the shopkeeper said, a little confused.
“Not the obituary I’m look for.” was the response.
Make A Grave Already
Haha, I can’t wait til I’m wearing my maga™red “fuck trump” hat the day that fuckstick croaks. Die in a fire you piece of garbage.
And the first sucknut that says I should be respectful of the dead will get an earful. Respect is earned and dying is easy.
The Humans of Earth will respectfully throw the largest global party in celebration of this criminals death.
It might legit bring about world peace 🕊️ ✌🏻
I say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.
And just for good measure, have someone shit on his grave every 3 to 6 hours.
I bet there’ll be more than enough people willing to shit on his grave
I’ll gladly eat nothing but Taylor Farms lettuce for a week before that pilgrimage. Get a nasty case of trumporrhea to shit all over his grave
Spread the parts around the world and toss some into space. You can never be too careful.
Apparently a brick in the mouth is what’s needed to prevent vampires from rising again. Or maybe a blade over the neck. Honestly, let’s compile a complete list and try them all just to be sure.
An oppressor doesn’t become more acceptable because their dead especially when the harm they caused is still around.
Many years ago my parents had a neighbor. He was a nice guy but annoying as all hell at times, so much so that my mom purposely avoided him at the pool. If she saw him she’d go out of her way to walk around to the side of the pool and be sure to not get in the water when he was in there. She spent months not being able to say 1 remotely decent thing about him.
Then he died unexpectedly of a heart attack. And suddenly, according to her, he was the nicest person she knew, always so friendly and loved chatting with him, etc etc.
I straight up called her out on it.
I was on a work zoom during covid. One guy was getting an award, (6 months before they told him to leave or be fired by the way) and the lady from “leadership” was talking about how she always enjoyed their chats near the eating area (before covid), and over teams he sent a message to a few of us that said “I have never spoken to her in my entire time here”. She was so fake none of us doubted it for an instant. Funny as hell.
Honestly, all I want to hear about him after he dies is just that he’s dead, then we all simply and collectively move on and try to forget this dark chapter.
I’m not interested in cooking him posthumously for all the things he’s doing that we already know are problems. I’m interested in what we’re going to do next.
Make politics boring again.
Astounding take. “Moving on and forgetting” is a great way to end up in the same situation all over again. Politics can be boring once the system functions in an equitable and sustainable manner. We don’t get there by sweeping everything under the rug and sauntering away into the sunset.
Oh yeah any moron wearing a MAGA apparel are in for a bad time like being on the wrong team at a sports event.
How about a minute of silence for all his victims? Before the party, of course.
At first I thought you meant a minute for each victim, and it’s like, I’m 38, I don’t have enough time on the planet left for that.
Bullhorns and bicycles at MAGA events “Why are you mourning a pedophile?! Why are you mourning a rapist!”"
Well you can ask them right now why they support a children rapist.
We all know the Dems will tell us to be respectful and cry on TV about civility
A Proper Respect For the Office demands we wholeheartedly celebrate if the office outlasts the present holder, who’s strangling it and us.
Reminds me of Hitchens’ critique of the 10 commandments .
“Honor thy father and mother” only works if yours are worth honoring. Talk to a social worker and you will find some parents that truly truly should not be honored.
That was supposed to mean if they managed to raise you to adulthood, you don’t abandon them because they could still contribute to the community.
Mostly thru childrearing, keeping watch while others slept, and passing on knowledge and skills.
Not to mention a long difficult life likely making them plan long term and only the most risk adverse surving. Coupled with lowered hormone levels as we age and they’re supposed to be the calm rational ones in the room.
A lot of the problems with Christianity was/is really problems with feudual Europe and how they twisted the religion to get the masses to tolerate wealth inequalities. In this case they they used the phrase to make people confirm to hierarchical roles. If ever man was king of his own castle, it gave him an outlet to take out his frustrations. The wife took hers out on the kids. And back then people stopped being kids at like 9 or 11 because it fucking sucked.
Couple years later and the cycle repeated
And it should be obvious today’s oligarchs want to return to those times rather than progress from them.
