he died as he lived: holding open a vacancy
McConnell responded to the charge with an audio recording of gurgling noises and raspy breathing described by forensic scientists as “making one want to deny Christ.”
Lich McConnell should just use some necromantic magic in front of him. That ought to be all the proof he needs.
just send some cops into the hospital room
I would be very very surprised if there was a wellness check. Not because it cannot be done; but because it’s the simplest and most accurate method to confirm.
the reason it won’t be done is because it would be effective and that’s a precedent the Democrats cannot establish for themselves
He’s already got one foot in the grave. Just send in some minorities and it’ll give him a heart attack, thus solving the problem.
The hospital McConnell is at is in Washington DC, unless he was moved to a different hospital. The governor has jurisdiction over Kentucky.
There should be like some reporters trying to visit him at the hospital or something.
oh, uhhhh, mayor of DC should send in some pigs?
Or go yourself, as governor.
So like, when is that election in KY? August 2nd or 3rd, I wanna say?
Yep, they’ll announce on the 4th.
They might try to be less obvious and delay it a bit more. It’ll be the longest time someone has been an elected official while being dead.
McConnell is gonna make that governor experience a Renfield style situation.
Mitch McConnell is dead, yet still managed to destroy Andy Bashear’s political ambitions.
