Dear FBI/NSA/DHS/ICE/ETC
All of my posts are satire, parody, or for comedic purposes, even this post, especially this post. I am but a clown and should in no way be taken seriously by any organization or individual. Any similarities to revolutionaries, ideologies, or any anti-government beings, living or dead, is coincidence and in no way inform my actual stance on any given topic.
I am a centrist here as part of a balanced media diet, I browse the radical liberal website Hexbear while watching Charlie Kirk reruns and reading The Babylon Bee
I’m not a communist. In fact, I’m not even trans. I’m actually a white nationalist and uh, everything I do here is just RP.
.worlders have been vindicated yet again! Another point on the board for neoliberalism.
Yeah, this was all fantasy book research. I don’t actually give a shit about healthcare or genocide or whatever. It was all in good fun.
I really just care about my treats personally. RPing as a communist online as a treat.
hexbear is my favorite RP server
You guys are doing satire? My posts all assumed we were talking about doing stuff on the Minecraft server. Why else a minecraft emote?

time to take opsec seriously, not kidding.
and has recently promoted the idea that “democratic socialism must be criminalized.”
They’ll all be killed. Democratic socialism is irresponsible because it leaves socialists defenseless when the state determines democracy must be prevented.
Can you expand on this idea?
This was another very difficult question I had to ask my interview subjects, especially the leftists from Southeast Asia and Latin America. When we would get to discussing the old debates between peaceful and armed revolution; between hardline Marxism and democratic socialism, I would ask: “Who was right?”
In Guatemala, was it Árbenz or Che who had the right approach? Or in Indonesia, when Mao warned Aidit that the PKI should arm themselves, and they did not? In Chile, was it the young revolutionaries in the MIR who were right in those college debates, or the more disciplined, moderate Chilean Communist Party?
Most of the people I spoke with who were politically involved back then believed fervently in a nonviolent approach, in gradual, peaceful, democratic change. They often had no love for the systems set up by people like Mao. But they knew that their side had lost the debate, because so many of their friends were dead. They often admitted, without hesitation or pleasure, that the hardliners had been right. Aidit’s unarmed party didn’t survive. Allende’s democratic socialism was not allowed, regardless of the détente between the Soviets and Washington.
Looking at it this way, the major losers of the twentieth century were those who believed too sincerely in the existence of a liberal international order, those who trusted too much in democracy, or too much in what the United States said it supported, rather than what it really supported – what the rich countries said, rather than what they did.
That group was annihilated.
—Vincent Bevins, The Jakarta Method
I have been weighing reading this book but I am apprehensive that it is just going to be unrelentingly depressing with no further takeaway than “here is all the times the capitalist system won, and here are how many it killed”
Am I off base?
Kind of? I found it more…not sure what the word is, filled me with a sense of “this is what they will do (the capitalists), there is no level they want stoop to, which means we have to stop them.” It more made me angry at capitalists than sad about failed revolutions.
But either way it’s important to read and educate yourself on why certain movements failed, in order to avoid making the same mistakes.
(And seeing your other comment, I’m in the same boat, weapons are borderline impossible to get in my country, but that doesn’t mean it’s truly impossible, it’s only impossible if you’re playing by the rules the capitalists set specifically to try and prevent you from defending yourself and others.)
Me facing federal weapons charges:

it’s only impossible if you’re playing by the rules the capitalists set specifically to try and prevent you from defending yourself and others
Jk thank u for your perspective
Yeah, it isn’t something I look forward to, but I wouldn’t trust anyone who is eager for revolution. It’s going to be awful and bloody, but the capitalists leave us with no choice other than revolution or complete subjugation.
I mean you can still take away important information from all the times capitalism won
Can I do it for 300 pages without wanting to turn the first weapon I see on myself? That’s the question lol
Oh yeah, yourself will be the last person you want to be pointing a weapon at.

Allende won 3 elections in a row as a demsoc in Chile, what followed was the US sponsored Pinochet coup and the mass murder of 30,000 socialist organisers, setting back organising in the country by many decades.
Here is Allende’s last speech, given by radio while the airforce was bombing bridges in the capital, moments before he would be dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVWOWA2Hpk
Bourgeois democracy is a myth. It is only allowed to exist so long as it serves the cause of the ruling class. When democracy no longer serves that cause they abandon it. If democratic socialists succeed they will be subjected to mass violence and their movement will be defenseless against it. Only revolutionary organising can achieve socialism because only revolutionary organising builds with the intent of socialists holding the weapons, organisations and power to defend themselves.
If you do not plan for violence as an inevitability, you are defenseless when the capitalists turn against democracy. If you want further reading on this, The Jakarta Method goes into detail on the same problem occurring in Indonesia where 1 million of us were killed because they did not arm themselves.
Democratic socialism is irresponsible and will get people killed. I do not hate these people, they are real socialists, but I very firmly believe that history shows this path gets people killed when it succeeds.
Do not call DemSuccs “us” please. They are not real socialists they are imperialist dogs who only want free healthcare because they want specifically themselves not to die and couldn’t give a rat’s ass about anyone in the global south that they have spent their entire lives subjugating by reaping the benefits of imperialism. Stalin recognized them as the moderate wing of fascism for a reason.
Socdems are not the same thing as demsocs.
Distinction without a difference. They are fools who refuse to embrace the necessity of authoritarian socialism because it would make them personally uncomfortable and cling to the bourgois lie of democracy. No love.
There is a very clear distinction. One supports capitalism and the other does not but has the wrong approach to ending it.
the other does not but has the wrong approach to ending it
Which means they prop up capitalism. Again, these are comfortable first worlders who don’t want too much change to happen too fast lest their own standard of living is impacted, when a real socialist analysis would reveal the plain truth that the living standard of the first world MUST be decreased.
While I completely agree with everything you have written, I don’t have a gun, neither does anyone I know, neither does any organization I know. Guns are basically impossible to get where I am.
I understand that violence is an inevitability, what am I to do about it with no weapons and no source?
(This is not an invitation to fedpost lol)
I’m also curious about your opinion of my comment elsewhere in this thread, I’ll repost it here:
I have been weighing reading this book but I am apprehensive that it is just going to be unrelentingly depressing with no further takeaway than “here is all the times the capitalist system won, and here are how many it killed”
Am I off base?
You’re an individual. It’s not the job of the individual to arm themselves.
The issue is not getting arms, those can be acquired by revolutionary organisations via smuggling and international comrades when the moment arrives. The issue is ensuring that people are mentally prepared to take up arms instead of rolling over for the fascist death squads. The demsoc method results in people being mentally unprepared and unwilling to take up arms. They roll over and die when the fascist death squads start their work. The revolutionary method prepares people to fight because they have always known that fighting is inevitable.
You say there is no source for weapons. What you really mean is “weapons are illegal”, which is correct but is a mentality flaw caused by democratic socialist ideology. The weapons can be brought in, illegally, via international smuggling and comrades. Tens of thousands of people travelled to Spain to participate in the revolution, tens of thousands travelled to Rojava to participate in their revolution (no matter how people feel about what happened in Syria). If revolutionary movements are significant and viable comrades will work to resolve these sourcing issues. The issue is not in where to get weapons, the issue is in making sure you and others are prepared and mentally willing to hold them when the time comes.
Really good post, but with one caveat, that it’s critical to begin physical preparations before there are fascist death squads in the streets. This is not an individual issue but something that your group/formation should be working on internally. I agree though that the mental and political issue is more important and that where there is a will, folks can find a way to acquire necessary armaments (and not through Internet forums!).
Again I agree with you 100%. But I don’t have it in me to assign blame to those who don’t have it in them to kill, and who would rather be killed than live with having killed.
I also think there are more long term benefits to the kind of organizing that is happening today around demsoc politicians, even if a demsoc elected is not a viable end goal.
Again I agree with you 100%. But I don’t have it in me to assign blame to those who don’t have it in them to kill, and who would rather be killed than live with having killed.
I’m not interested in assigning blame, but if someone would literally rather be tortured to death than shoot an active pogromist because of potential guilt over the death of the pogromist, we don’t necessarily need to treat that as an essential element of their nature, and I would argue that such a totalizing aversion to defending yourself and your whole community is probably the less healthy attitude.
Longterm benefits like what? When the demsocs start succeeding, everyone gets killed and the movement is reset.
I just don’t think the organization you’re describing as superior arrives from nowhere, but from laborious organizing, education, and radicalization over time. And people who come to those movements are largely aligned on political objectives. Personally I wouldn’t be where I am today politically without my previous electoral campaign work, even though I now see electoralism as the slightest brake on immiseration at best, and a total waste of time at worst. It took elections for me to see the charade of electoralism. (Although a plurality of people don’t vote, so I guess seeing that doesn’t necessarily align with a political ideology.)
I’m curious, what do you see as the alternate organizing centerpiece, aside from electoral campaigns and founding a political party, that can realistically pull in a critical mass of regular people? Or do you see the objective as totally different? How does the organization you describe arise?
Edit: you’re welcome to point me to reading as well
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Chile, 1973
Jamie, pull up the Wikipedia page for Indonesia
all of latin american history
They’ve known about Lemmy in general
firefor several years. They arrested an antinatalist from his posts on .world, which means mods would have handed over information. Just assume feds are on every instance.Without a doubt
Which is why I have to remind the boys in Langley that I am an internet funnyman and that my crippling depression keeps me from doing much of anything
the guys in the office should take my upbear as confirmation that i am also like that
You hear that you Mormon SOB’s‽
There are literally several of us!
Several!
🫂
Thanks, I owe a lot to some of the folks on here who got me interested in organizing people, which is what i’m doing now
My partner’s the face and I am her
scheminghelpful vizierThat and i’m just getting outside and trying to find small joys in the world where I can
Made a butterfly garden, have a bunch of monarch butterflies flitting about
Also have a lot of dragonflies too, no mosquitoes this year!
That’s awesome. I’m still laid up and it’s…blah. I got nothing accomplished today but some errands and a couple of conversations with a couple of close family members, but it’s done.
Eta: and you are welcome!
Someone was arrested for antinatalism? Was he fed posting??
I think he was the one who was cheering on that guy what blew up the fertility clinic
Probably.
Oh wait, was this around the time that guy blew himself up in that fertility clinic parking lot? I forgot about that.
Wasn’t .world the chud instance? Unsurprising they would work with Feds
Imo, they are the feds.
Can you go into more detail on this? I’m not saying it isn’t true, but links would be appreciated. A quick search only turned up news about
banning the antinatalist sub (exceedingly rare reddit W).I can’t really remember, all search turned up was from May of last year, but I thought it was longer than that. I think they were a part of this group: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zizians and it was the border patrol guy.
Trump has threatened to deploy the military against the “enemy within” and has recently promoted the idea that “democratic socialism must be criminalized.”
Salute to comrade jdpon don in his ceaseless crusade to rapidly radicalize the demsocs by educating them in the implacable hostility of capitalism to meaningful reform.Presinald big boy looked at the moderate wing of fascism and said “fuck moderation”.
They’ll probably refuse to do anything and say any radical action is “giving them what they want” like with ICE
This can all be rolled back when Kamala wins in 28
Are You Now or Have You Ever Been a Member of the DSA?
We are not democratic socialists so it’s fine
Regrettably they won’t stop there.
I mean, we do have some here as far as I know.
No no I’m not a demsoc, don’t tell people I’m a demsoc - as you get hauled away.
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hexbear is french

Omelette du fromage
You Are French



Vraiment?
She means it’s hosted in France
And I’d worry more about them dumping and analyzing comments from here directly through scraping, without ever having to seize the hardware, and trying to identify users through cross matches with other sources
US users should be particularly careful with OPSEC these days
And while hexbear is pretty low profile, it’s not that crazy: there was already a contractor scrapping comments massively from hexbear in the past to “analyze trends in extremist discourse” or some such. I remember they even complained in their report because admins had temporarily limited the history length you could consult, resulting in a limited dataset for the contractor in question.
Also we’re federated; even if hexbear had perfect security and so on, other instances have most of the content. Again, back to OPSEC. Can’t scrap / exploit data that doesn’t exist.
There was also that one user who submitted a FOIA request on the FBI’s hexbear files
C’est vrai. Je ne suis même pas d’Alaska, je suis de Domrémy-la-Pucelle. Mais je fais mes études à Montpellier en ce moment.
Welp I’ll see yall in the prison cafeteria, can I sit with you all? I’m scared of the other people, they’re bigger than me.
I’m not going to prison
just remember: you cannot be cornered
I can show you how to make a shiv
Also, I can distract them while you get behind them to shiv
Aim about six inches above their buttcrack, get the kidneys that way
Ok thank you, should I start filing down my toothbrush?
Can I still eat lunch with you?
The answer to both is, of course!
We’ll be running that prison in a week
Lowkey I can’t imagine radicalizing a bunch of prisoners to leftism would be that hard, given the liberal system had shunned them.
This is why political prisons exist.
Otherwise you have blue collar criminals, white collar criminals, and political ideologues all trading skills
It isn’t difficult at all if the situation is left as it normally would be without extra state interventions. The reason various “betterment” programs exist in imperial core prisons is specifically to counteract and undermine left organizing within them. Someone that is “reducing their sentence” by working at a fast food joint 80% of their waking hours is hard to organize. Someone that thinks they are getting something like a college education out of the situation doesn’t want to disrupt it.
It’d be like that one episode of The Boondocks
But without all the you-know-what
Ah, Superjail!
That takes me back
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
How thorough are they with body cavity searches? If you were to hypothetically attempt to smuggle in, say, a B.C. Rich Warlock, do you think they’d be able to find it?
One of us takes the neck, one of us takes the body, then we can reassemble it in woodshop or wherever.
It’s a neckthru.


I mean, if I have to pick between the Warlock and one AK with no room for an ammo trunk, I’m picking the Warlock every time because you never have to worry about fixing bayonets. It already has five of them! Six if it has the 3+3 widow headstock.
Guitars do be making great weapons
We are fighting right now in Congress over whether we’re going to maintain our status as a constitutional republic OR trade that in, dismantle the foundations and GO DOWN THIS DARK ROAD OF DEATH TO COMMUNISM,” he continued. “THAT is the question.
DARK ROAD OF DEATH TO COMMUNISM
Anti-communism is a dark road

Well, good thing this won’t be happening in the imperial core country I live in.

momthe government found thepiss drawerbear site
Oh god
Piss drawer
It barely even fucking exists outside of the cyber realm you dinguses! Like they’re skipping the step in deploying fascism because there’s no left mobilizing the working class!!
At the same time, I’ve been seeing this groundswell lately, been seeing more communists irl. It feels similar to ten years ago, when “socialist” was just beginning to have it’s moment as a popular, acceptable label (among the disempowered majority of people if not the news media) . It feels like maybe we’re about to hit that point with “communist”.
It feels like they’re trying to do the reactionary backlash early to prevent it from coming in the first place.
On the one hand, it’s terrifying. I’ve got a nice life relatively, a family, and people who need me, I don’t want to be arrested or killed for thought crimes or organizing a peaceful protest or filming an ICE agent. On the other hand, it means they’re scared, and I’m not gonna lie, that gives me quite a bit of satisfaction.
I can’t help but see Mike Johnson as sad, bureaucratic Brace Belden































