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CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago

The only reason companies still allow us to poop on company time is because they're worried we'd shit on the floor if they didn't.

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The only reason companies still allow us to poop on company time is because they're worried we'd shit on the floor if they didn't.

CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    15 days ago

    This isn’t a badposting this is true facts stated

  • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    15 days ago

    GOOD post

  • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    we should show em and shit on the floors anyway, or the CEO’s bin… Or chair… Or desk

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I shit in the personnel file drawers in the HR office

      • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        14 days ago

        07 bean

      • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        07 bean

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Beans so nice you post em twice

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    the wobblies fought the shitting on the floor war for your legally required pooping time, don’t let it be in vain

  • Zoift [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Given the stories of delivery drivers pissing in bottles, id say no more than a decade out.

    • LanyrdSkynrd [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      I load trucks at UPS, and I’m always pulling out Powerade bottles with piss residue in them.

      I don’t understand it because we are union and most of these drivers are currently making triple or quad pay when they go over 9.5 hours a day now. They’re allowed to go off route to find a bathroom and get paid for that, but they still piss in bottles and leave them in the truck.

      I guess they just want to go home, and I can get that, but hurrying to finish is why the keep overloading the routes and failing to make new routes

      • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        After 9.5 hours I wouldn’t be thinking about triple pay, I’d be thinking about driving into incoming traffic.

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