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The only reason companies still allow us to poop on company time is because they're worried we'd shit on the floor if they didn't.

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The only reason companies still allow us to poop on company time is because they're worried we'd shit on the floor if they didn't.

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

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we should show em and shit on the floors anyway, or the CEO’s bin… Or chair… Or desk
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  Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I shit in the personnel file drawers in the HR office
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      Beans so nice you post em twice
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