Corporate shit that just needs to die
Assuming he’s not cheating with her (emotionally or physically), this is called having a friend.
“Cheating emotionally”? What is that?
like if buddy here was behaving romantically towards his ‘work wife’ without the consent of his actual wife.
What does “behaving romantically” mean, though? Can they go see a movie together? People become emotionally intimate with their friends, and it seems pretty fucked up to claim that’s cheating.
It probably depends on the person/couple. But if he were being emotionally intimate with the work colleague in a way he wasn’t with his actual spouse that could be problematic.
Guys don’t have women friends bruh /s
That’s reductive and throws away most of the meaning. A cell mate is not just someone you live with.
I’m sure his SO doesn’t see her as an emotional affair threat.
"You have a female friend? Okay, you can hang out with her. And you can have fun. But you better not be opening up and sharing any vulnerabilities with each other! And don’t you dare share any warm, heartfelt moments! I’ll know!"
Book the dinner. Spill the tea. Crack the plates.
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
This insult has the highest ratio of courtesy and eloquence to psychosocial damage in the history of insults.
I’ve never gotten it as an effective insult, tbh. It boils down to:
I wish I knew half of you better, and I’m a crab about some of you
No? If he doesn’t like them as well as they deserve, then the “problem” is with him, not them. It’s definitely not welcoming, but it’s not exactly insulting if I’m reading it right.
work wife
Yah, they’re fucking.
I’m bald so I don’t remember … is that what hair is supposed to look like?
No, that’s what denial looks like
Take a work wife (which is already a psychotic term), remove the “work” part, and act like you invented this new type of relationship…
What are you even talking about!?
Tech morons are always acting like they’ve just discovered fundamental features of the human experience for the very first time.
Oh it is not just tech. Sailing and ships have ship wives which usually just means taking advantage of a newer person that is scared of saying no to a higher rank.
Everyone likes to think they are new and original and good morally while being awful.
When you get older your coworkers are work son and work daughter. I’m their work uncle.
Hi you’re actually my situationship that said I couldn’t crash at their house till I found an apartment
Did you take an arrow to the niece?
The expression “Bestie” is pretty weird in Germany, as it is pronounced besty-uh and literally translates to “wild animal” or “monster”. “Larissa was a real “Bestie” in bed last night; I’m completely bruised and scratched all over. Glad I have my work wife!”
You dislike Bestieality, and that’s OK.
beast
LOL. Beast mode is best mode?
They don’t work together anymore. So….he has a friend?
Friend wife.
Sister wife?
… family business.
You know what, seal Hormuz up again.
Dunno why I was totally expecting the Madagascar penguins for some reason.
i have great news
Work wife.
Man, I’m so glad they got caught.
You could not pay me enough money to admit something like this publicly, yet bro just did it for free. Lmao.
Wait until you discover the “regular wife” that keeps being your wife even outside work.
Not in the employees code of conduct. Report that to HR
