Shit, this can be my solution to my long term cat allergy, but i gonna collect more data on that.
Hope relief cums quickly
Ask for the cat’s consent fist
Please do not the cat
A cat is fine too.
My thing is they say good sex can clear up allergies but what about bad sex?
It gives you allergies.
And gonohreia
No that comes from bad smelling.
It’s amazing how well your body can turn off pains and symptoms just because “might be mating!”
Have to look presentable! Be on top form!
Oh yeah!
Before I had septum surgery and I’d get constant congestion I thought that jerking off actually helped me to breath better. Honestly I actually thought it was placebo, nut apparently not!
Single best typo ever
lmao I won’t edit it
You should find a place where nobody can see you first, though. Don’t ask me how I know
Yeah they say an orgasm is like eight sneezes
Sometimes one good sneeze is better than an orgasm.
True for farts, too, but rarer.
Hold up… is there a way to orgasm that doesn’t require sex or masturbation in some form?
People on the internet have lead me to believe that you can meditate yourself into a hands free orgasm but i personally can’t be bothered to find out if that’s real. Who knows, maybe it wouldn’t even work for me.
listening to vast’s self titled album usually works.
I think the intention is that either method works.
Think your a little bit to young for me to tell you. Though ask your Proctologist
That would still be masturbation?
Not if you do it right 😏
i can get my vibrator covered by insurance to cure migraines.
I tried to get insurance to cover my Chuck’s Suck ‘n Fuck 9000 but they blocked my number.
There was also that study that said people live longer when they nut.
Tmi, but as I’ve gotten older, I do it more for the neck/back/leg/arm cracks and pops it can enable. Such relief. But my body is probably just broken.
-Johnson, if you are sick you shouldn’t have come into work!
-No problem Boss! Gimme two minutes to grease the lightning and I’ll be ready for that sales call!
Bullshit. If this was true, I’d have the clearest sinuses in the world.
