The joke subverting the Thanksgiving football tradition by putting on a nature documentary. The science aspect of the meme would come from a person preferring to watch an enriching nature documentary over college football.
Source: 4 caps of Nyquil I downed in the last 2 hours.
“Why can’t you talk about real issues? My dog is going to get eaten if Joe Biden becomes president.”
Basic communication crumbles after 4 Bud Lights.
That’s our DM when they did 8 individual rats instead of a swarm.
First they came for the Chokers , And I did not speak out Because I like to breath
Then they came for the Foot fanatics , And I did not speak out Because I was not into feet
Then they came for the thigh highs , And I did not speak out Because I was not into socks
Then they came for the Brazilian cake farts , And there was no one left To speak out for me
It’s one or less a day. You can measure the flocks mood by the amount of eggs being laid a week. On weeks with poor sunlight or chilly weather we’d have less than usual.
Source: 0.45-Caliper Glock handgun.
A Jackdaw wrote that.
I need to start stockpiling keyboards for when they finally attempt the infinite monkeys and typewriters experiment.
How did the wine not dehydrate them?
Thousands of loads under my belt
300 is almost 20 years old.
A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.
1 Jack Black laying down/S
Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.
Can’t wait for the article on Hasan shocking his dog.
Le epic lineup!!1!
Drop it from space on your enemies
Before the shake