Quantum is when my garbage code submits the wrong answer only 40% of the time.

Last flight I went on the pilot announced, “We’re in for some slight turbulence for the next hour”. After 45 minutes of shaking he then dropped, “We should be out of the turbulence in the next hour.”

Pshh, Nintendo fans could just pretend they are waiting in line for the Switch 2.

Holy hell it’s tail time

That’s something the Gex of Lemmy would say.

He completed the karmic cycle of Samsara and has been reborn.

Yeah but the summary could be lesser words.

Have you tried watching Rick and Morty?

Didn’t they just back out of the Tokyo Game Fest? Weird that they’d cancel that demo but still drop some new information.

Michael where did you get that pager?

It was due to devs hating the player with every ounce of their being. They originally had sharp flashes of red and blue lights every time Kratos solved a puzzle but Sony made them remove it.

My Praeco checked the stone tablet this morning and the damn thing crumbled and landed on his foot.

No wonder they are flightless

Don’t worry teamsters we added 6 new ticket statuses so they can get auto-sorted straight to the abyss.

Sony is going to put this guy in a Kratos quick time event.

Nintendo is going to line up all 40 Palword devs and throw a turtle shell.

/s means sarcastic so I should mix upper and downers?

The bad wolf study was the Alpha/Beta relationship of wolf packs that is wildly regarded as untrue.

The deranged erotica is people applying Alpha/Beta dynamics to random characters for the sake of creating fanfiction. I’m talking Mpreg and other deranged ramblings of sleep deprived tumblr fans.

Source: Stuck my dick in crazy back in 2010

Business like stealing artwork from fans and putting it into $20 DLC.

The joke is the SCP guy called the Mobile Task Force but got Male-to-Female people instead.