I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was.
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We’re just making up names of streaming services. No way does this exist.
A replicator wishes it could make such a cinematic masterpiece.
Why are they on a train?
it’s an allegoryThe train has to keep moving or else it stops generating power. If they stop the train the wheels freeze. As for why a train it wasn’t suppose to be a lifeboat for humanity it was suppose to be a tourist attraction which is why it goes around the world.Source: Took it once back in college and lost an arm. 2/10 the place smelled awful.
Unless your the Galapagos tortoises in my basement. They haven’t seen the sun in decades.
I think it’s because they are called Native Americans
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I try not to date people hotter than me for this reasonEnglish
0·4 months agoWaldo’s location where?
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Here's my alien again. Her name is Kassi!English
0·5 months agoDraw her stuck at the DMV
Pshh, any trend that is slightly horny will gain traction.
They could use respirators and proper visors.
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that orgasm via masturbation or sex can provide relief for sinus pressure and nasal congestion.English
1·5 months agoI tried to get insurance to cover my Chuck’s Suck ‘n Fuck 9000 but they blocked my number.
If you stop feeding him long enough you can sleep in every morning.
When they say kid they are referring to a child or young person.
Yeah and they picked Tenet which is regarded as Christopher Nolan’s weakest film.
Here’s what a whale would look like if it was black or Chinese
Don’t tell me what to do!
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news@lemmings.world•Trump Posts Bonkers Image of Himself Firing Missiles at Earth From SpaceEnglish
0·6 months agoBig fan of the AI not knowing perspective so he has a bunch of tiny people working for him.
Quite the tonal whiplash going from Bill Waterson to ‘07 Cyanide and Happiness.
Kids these days never had to bare witness to the great Stovepedia Ovenpedia wars.







With the power of denial you can!