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Cake day: August 3rd, 2023

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    1. My boss sees that I’ve closed 2 priority tickets in a timely manner thus meeting quarterly goals
    2. He gets executed during the next quarterly staff “restructuring”
    3. The king is dead, long live the king
    4. I see our new goals are for even faster close time
    5. Babylon falls, the wheel turns

    Should’ve just dug ditches for the army at least I’d be staying fit.