No walking allowed in heart of Midtown for Monday’s Knicks game
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/knicks-security-zone-no-walking-street-closures-msg/6510031/
when you’re popular and everybody likes you.
Good to see the buffering around places of worship going into effect.
Explainer for those that don't know
MSG is called the Mecca of basketball and recently there was a law passed in NYC to protect
zionistsplaces of worship from protestors.Not only that, but Mike Breen has been prohibited from saying “BANG!”
“No one will be allowed inside the secure area unless you have a ticket to the game, a train ticket, are going to a business inside the area, have credentials, or have some other authorized reason to be there,” according to NYPD.
“…or have some other authorized reason”. The pigs will love this. They get to hassle or fuck with everybody the don’t like. And - of course - also let in any chud who says “My authorized reason is that I love Trump and I want him to be president forever.”
Press statement from Mayor Mamdani says that there will be a new Knicks watch party at Bryant Park since Secret Service shut down the watch party outside of MSG.
https://archive.is/E6lex ( nyc dot gov )
Certain items won’t be permitted into the zone, including backpacks, bags and alcohol. There will be exceptions for Penn Station travelers with backpacks and luggage.
So a
is fine?Listing all the loopholes to my anti-bringing-a-doohickey-to-merk-the-president zone for no reason in particular
If they don’t want you to bring a firearm they should say so.
Ain’t no rules says a
can’t play basketball
This is fucking stupid why hasn’t he built a basketball court at the white house
bruh what do you think a ballroom is?
Room to ball
He will build it soon, alongside a McDonalds, roller coaster, strip club, musical theater, and casino
What do you think tonight is for? Some mkultra victim will naruto run in and Trump will say we need the NBA at the white house.
REPLACEABLE MENTALLY ILL WHITE GUY COME ON DOWN. YOU’RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON PROGRAMMED TO KILL!
“No one will be allowed inside the secure area unless you have a ticket to the game, a train ticket, are going to a business inside the area, have credentials, or have some other authorized reason to be there,”
Lol might as well not have any security
A buddy of mine was trying to get to Penn for his commute home and they still turned him away and had him take a detour.
I’ve seen a lot of people being very mad about this, but I honestly think this rocks for specific reasons:
if they now lose game 3, knicks fans are going to believe he cursed them and given their rabid nature, knicks fans are the most likely to successfully assassinate him
like, he won’t get out of NYC alive if they lose. a sidetalk crowd will literally be seen eating the flesh of an american president on tiktok
