hunter no ones gives a rat’s ass about all your nepo baby positions we like you because you smoked crack. get with the program.
Dont forget liking phat Latina adult ass in the age of pedophiles.
You know the country be cooked when someone gets accolades for fucking adult women.
When “and everyone involved was a consenting adult?” is a normal political question instead of shit you only hear when Chris Hanson is nearby
It was too good to be true. The whole time I saw him post it was like “what are the Dems trying to sell me?”
It’s probably an experiment in the ratio of rehabilitation to actually bareable rhetoric so they can see how shitty of a candidate they can run and find the local minimum of upside to actually give the appearance of opposition.
I’m sure the rules respecting fart sniffer libs will go gaga over his bonafides but the rest of us know him for his rock smoking antics.
i absolutely hate drugs but it’s genuinely the most charming thing about him. literally the only thing that doesn’t make him look like a ghoul.
If the above didn’t include @HunterBiden I wouldnt be able to tell if it was pro or anti hunter biden. Mostly sounds like resume padding but I bet of I looked into it I’d find something to dislike about each item. Chairman of public policy? Literally 100% of people residing in the US have significant problems with public policy, so whatve you done about fixing any of those contradictory problems?
Whose bragging about amtrack these days?
Ive never heard of Boise Schiller flexner bit I’m sure its some kind of demon.
If he can actually run a meeting that would be one thing i didn’t know. but probably at this level they just have secretaries to actually do stuff right?
Listing your BA? You are a rich person of course you have a BA. Rich people are not impressed by that and it just pisses off everyone else. Dont even mention the subject, because its more important where you got it = not even pretending to have learned anything academic.
Whatever he paid for this sad sad piece of ?promotion? he got ripped off unless it also came with a few nice feet pix.
Idk, I too would be listing knowing Bob Avakian on my resume /j
The Hunter Biden you may not know:
nepotism
nepotism
nepotism
you forgot coke and adult women
That’s the Hunter that he’s pretty confident we do know, I was talking about the “new information” in his post.
ah i see
Those are the only relatable parts.
Will give High Speed Rail a new meaning

4+ years on the board of a European countries’ national oil company
can chief a 3.5 rock in one hit
large peenus
Literally none of his accomplishments mean anything because his daddy bought them and he was probably just methed out the whole time
OMG the son of a career politician went to Yale wowza he must be a brain genius!!
i think a lot of people would take president meth over the last couple guys
I think the dems could run literally anybody on earth, good or bad, and they’d find a way to lose to the republican candidate by one swing state
yeah they’d skip campaigning in one of them and not listen to the guy who says they ougt to
i liked crackhead hunter better this new hunter sucks
As a recovering alcoholic I want everyone to know that a relapse is never worth it, but damn this guy needs to get back on the rock
Yeah, he’s deeeeeeefinitely got himself a PR firm.
adjunct professor. Unless my class consists of watching drugs be consumed I’d ask for a class change or my money back.
So… I confiscated your electronic devices for obvious reasons. But all of you should have paper notebooks as instructed. Take notes. And sketch if you are able. We will begin. The first step in Hittin’ the Pipe is…
Vice Chairman of Amtrak
Heh.
Tom Goes To The Mayor vice mayor episode.
Mayor’s Office, come in in sir
You know what, America deserves a president who smokes crack
entering our Rob Ford era, funny that it’s usually Canadian politics that are a decade behind the US
He is running
It being the silliest possible reality only increases its possibility.
didn’t list the no-show board position at Burisma?
Oh look, I was right. Blue MAGA Trump time. Can’t wait to see this project go down in flames in a couple years.
Hunter, keep that shit on linked in, the rest of the world absolutely does not care about any of this
















