This is very important I will judge you
Long range dick sucking
More powerful than you could imagine
You see Air Force One in the sky, you start giving the pilot sky head, he loses control and plows the entire thing into the ground
i also have teeth its kinda dangerous tbh
Idk crying or something
True power
it doesn’t feel like that way sometimes
Pillowmancy
I could summon pillows, and also change the texture of air and objects around me to be soft and squishy like pillows are
I originally got the idea from the HxH magic system
comically large karate lasers.
communism
dang dort out here getting a badpost ratio’d
That’s my wizard power
Ketchupmancy. I’m not called the Red Wizard for nothing you know.
Red wizard needs food, badly! So he has somewhere to put all the ketchup
I’m the trash man. I throw trash all over the ring!
Yeah I thought we had an emoji for him but when it didnt come up i couldn’t be bothered to look online
We do have
We need more Frank tbh
That my second choice of super power.
Gun
The ability to turn people into spoons, and undo it.
I’ll collect people like Pokemon and stack 'em.
Netanyahu? Spoon. Ben Gvir? Spoon. Reactionaries? Spoon.
Maybe I’ll unspoon them a century later, after we fix the world and undo their mechanisms of power.
fireball
Gun
The ability to spray infinite amounts of magic, near frictionless lubricant out of my asshole. No, this is not a sex thing, it’s an arcane-trickster meets the worlds weirdest clown thing.
Imagine being able to have a cartoon-style banana peel. Now make it nigh invisible and give yourself an infinite supply. Now make it deployable by farting, or at least pretending to.
And it’s magic. It actually materializes like 6 inches away from my butt, so I don’t turn my pants into a goopy mess.
Colorless, odorless, tastless. The perfect pratfall. The undetectable laxative. Perfect for parties, an instant “ice” skating rink! Make money winning slip and fall cases! Stand on your head and become the sumo wrestling champ! They can’t push over what their hands slip off of. Win every bobsled race with the most unconventional form, spraying near frictionless lube in front of the sled the whole way. Create the perfect getaway from a heist by sending your pursuers slipping and sliding. Need to quit adventuring and lay low while the sumo and bobsled judges search for the guy who stole all the gold medals after being disqualified? You can make some easy side money through industrial applications! Need to stage some “accidents” to take out terrible co-workers at your industrial job? You’d be surprised how dangerous it can be to go careening off a catwalk at walking speed. Lighten up a funeral, spray lube all over the casket handles! Need to spice up some alone time with the widow? Do I really need to say more?
This is tagline material. You win. Best wizard.
Swamp/bog related so I can protect my mystical marshy lair and all my little animal friends who live there
Shape shifting and casting genders
Farting
We got our own Radagast the Brown!
