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Guardians of the Glucose is coming to Disney+ and The Food Network this summer!
Sucrose.
Glucose Guardian sounds more like what you’d call a diabetes alert dog
There are many terms for this role…
Carbohydrate caretaker
Sucrose steward
Fructose foster parent
Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
Why do they need to be alliterations though? I mean, sugar daddy isn’t one either.
Why do they need to be alliterations though?
Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun
It can result in some rather clunky terms though.
And frankly, “fructose foster parent” is cheating. That’s on the same level as, say, “sugar step daddy”.
And sugar supplier is like, right there.
In this economy? Best I can do is “aspartame papa”.
cognate with loaf guardian, but from a different area
Call me GG
I’d like one of those, please.
I always preferred the term “wallet warrior: dating edition” since it captures the spirit of the thing.
That’s an achievement for borderlands 4!
