I’d combine a dodo with a Tasmanian tiger
A bat and a rat so we can bring back brat summer
New site tagline
seagull + raccoon
Mr Steal Your Garbage Can
front: turkey
back: turkey
Pigeon and a Human
This got me
Imagine it’s stupid human butt sticking out of a pigeon front half lmao
OMG YES!
Goose + Scorpion
I don’t know what it would be called, but I’d release a pillowcase them into the HVAC system of ICE offices.
Sounds like the most dangerous creature known to man.
Wait imagine a goose hippo
eaglerilla
eaglerilla
Magpie, Giraffe. The hind feet never leave the ground no matter how hard he flaps his wings
Flying squirrel top half with an ostrich butt and legs
Hercules beetle and elephant
That’s just a flying rhino
I was imagining there would be no change in size so it would be a very large creature flying by very small wings
Lmao amazing
Favorite bird is a barn owl and favorite land animal is a binturong.
So I guess the barnturong.
flying animal
a dodo
Pick one
leave dodo alone he’s trying his best
I don’t remember this one, but I assume the joke is owlbears. But also, owls are terrifying and so are bears, so that one’s solid for me!
Owls will fuck you up have you seen their claws?
Peregrine falcon and cheetah for the fastest animal alive
Parakeet and elephant.
