LocalMaxima [she/her]

except for harbor seal fed to me by an orca

wiffle ball style perforations

when a 26 year old woman walks in the room:

wooder

Flee to Tel Aviv where it is safe

in 2028 the dems need to run a serious imperial administrator type who can run this war better than the buffoonish, draft dodging incumbent republican president. can anyone think of a democratic candidate who has, say, 3 Purple Hearts to prove their patriotism and military experience?

iranian sleepercel on my honkshoo-maxxing arc

iran is relatable, 2 weeks of work away from accomplishing something but they’ve been putting it off for 20+ years

Lathe time: US will attack Iran tomorrow. Juneteenth will be turned into another troop holiday to commemorate the war

like genesis 1, the days are a literary device, and should not be taken at face value

damn that’s like 5 lackluster parades a day

Coming back for a second chance after being fired for their work on the Ever Given

My school had the physics teacher come in to teach evolution because all of the bio teachers were creationists

remember to brush up on Mandarin before visiting Houston or Dallas

they really hate that 1 type of pasta

iran before revolution pic gonna be making the rounds

Used metaphorically for “busy worker” since 1530s. The sense of “meeting of neighbors to unite their labor for the benefit of one of their number” is by 1769, American English, probably is from comparison to the combined labor and social activity of the insect: Raising-bee (1814) for building construction; quilting bee (1824, see quilt (v.)); logging-bee for a log-rolling; paring-bee for preparing harvested apples; also hanging bee “a lynching”). It was extended to other collective situations (such as spelling bee, “contest between two or more for superiority in spelling,” attested by 1809).

https://www.etymonline.com/word/bee

I’ve heard people saying that if a food doesn’t contain meat it’s just a snack, not a meal