I’ve seen actual medieval documents that are better quality than this image.
Bonus
- Brave Sir Robin ran away (bravely).
My favorite part about this is how the narrator casually mentions that they ate some of Sir Robins minstrels on the way.
And there was much rejoicing.
Yaaaay…
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
He was not the least bit scared to be smashed into a pulp. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
That’s…enough singing for now, lads.
Gawain was a repurposed Celtic demigod who grow superhumanly strong as the sun reached its zenith.
“Sir Galahad… rare example of male virginity super powers”
I don’t think it was rare. That’s why Newton was celibate, because he thought it was better for him that way.
Also, Imma not believe properly until I see some sources.
hell, the entire anti-fap movement like 5 years ago basically seemed to believe that virginity and never cumming would give guys super powers.
I remember when one dude said he could see the future after not cumming for a month
Yeah there was also a general belief that it was usually women tempting men into “carnality.” Lots of “what was she wearing” energy.
Sir Cumference the sphere
Oh yes, and the monastery near Camelot also had a nearly spherical oblate
And they were roommates ❤️
Just out of curiosity, does anyone have any links to where stories detailing these amazing feats are located?
One thing that is important to note is that King Arthur was sorta used as a template for story telling in medieval England, Wales, and France. There are dozens of conflicting stories and accounts because some tales are from the 7th century, and some are from the 14th. King Arthur and The knights of the round table are essentially a folk hero tale for the nobility of the middle ages.
Thomas Malory’s Le Morte D’Arthur is the first compilation of Arthurian tales that were collected, but it was written in the 15th century and can be a real bear to read if you want something more casual.
I always recommend they start with the Vulgate cycle, which has the benefit of making them realize how many of these fucking stories there are.
Sir Cumference ain’t got shit on Sir Cumcision.
…meh… he was a dick
