My wife and I are into foodstuffs and sex and it started small with a bit of honey or Nutella on the legs but now she wants me to have sex with a donut.
I told her I’m too scared to put sugars around my peehole because of the chance of getting a UTI but she told me “I’ll find someone who will” so I think I have no choice but to fuck a donut.
I’m scared what should I do
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I don’t get it
From a TV series called Archer. The man on the left is meeting the HR manager on the right over his, uh, inappropriate conduct with other people’s lunches.
wait a minute this isn’t badposting
Sit your ass down and fuck the donut
I beg your pardon?
Ur gonna want to use a bagel, a donut has no structural integrity and will fall apart too quickly. if this is a deal breaker you’re gonna have to get divorced
But a bagel is wayyyy less sexy than a donut!
I’m going to yuck this yum.
Also, your wife isn’t minding your consent.
95% sure this is just a bad bit but if not, tell her to not be an asshole about sexual consent and stop pressuring you to do something you don’t want to do
Yeah, IDK how this post is still up let alone has an admin commenting in it
Use a condom
I have a vasectomy
I don’t think he was worried about you getting a donut pregnant not gonna lie
You could probably get away with a painted bagel
Hey another ban evasion account
Start with a bagel and see how you like it
it’s either that or she’s going to do Shibari on you with these. and you still might not be able to avoid the donut
