

Why is “pork” a slang term for a sex act, but “muffin” isn’t?
Why is “pork” a slang term for a sex act, but “muffin” isn’t?
They should offer AIs union membership.
An anthology series set in the world of Conan the Barbarian. Each episode is the story has travelling warriors taking their ease by the fire at night. One of them tells a story. It won’t matter that the stories have no continuity or even need to have the same tone, just that they’re exciting tales of glory.
Making the end-of-season stinger I want could be expensive from a salary perspective, though. Imagine this.
The last episode of the first season. The warrior telling the story of the episode finishes. His audience gives nods of respect for the expert telling of an epic tale. The warrior turns to a hooded figure on his right who hasn’t said a word. The warrior says “Speak, friend. Have you any stories worthy of these men?”
And the hooded figure raises his head, and it’s Arnold Schwarzenegger smirking.
Last sunday I made an accessory to bondage play, with a sacrilege twist. It’s since been stress-tested and it’s holding together extremely well even for a prototype.
It started with an idea I got from a friend who’s into succubus-fantasy play. She said she’d had a fantasy of playing a succubus who seduces a humble priest. I asked what if the priest turns it around, and “exorcises” the succubus by forcing them to wear a huge cross while the priest dominates them?
I had some spare good-quality 25mm hardwood dowel and various metal attachment hardware kicking around. This was the concept, and once I laid them on the floor I knew instantly that I hit on a fun idea.
Assembly was very simple. A bit of work with my new favourite tool, wood glue and dowel pins, lots of rounds of sanding and staining with a body-safe stain, and fitting the metal hardware and it was done. Super easy.
At first I was planning to do solid black, but as I did the multiple rounds of sanding and staining, I found I really liked the weathered look.
Of course I wanted the design to be symmetrical, so that the cross could either be right-side-up or upside-down depending on the play mood. It’s roughly 30cm long excluding the metal hardware.
How about just telling them that you’ll be somewhere, and letting them know they’re invited if they want to join you?
Dance parties at 1/3rd G sounds awesome.
Because they’re so supportive of Palestinians, right?
That man looks exactly like I expected him to look.
It will not let you code!
So he’s the status-quo option?
I’m actually glad he lived this long. He got to personally witness the destruction of what he built by people who believed what he publicly said.
No kidding on the impatience of some people! I even specify “Only looking for weekends” and I still get the methhead crowd messaging me “looking rn?” at noon on a tuesday.
Yeah, I have a love-hate relationship with grindr. Had some amazing experiences thanks to it, but also some crazy ones. But at least the crazy ones are learning experiences.
Currently sitting in a lovely newly-opened Palestinian cafe in southern Ontario within a quick walk of my workplace. Can’t say which one due to doxxing potential. Death to capitalism of course but the owners are lovely people. And the ambiance is wonderful and the food and drinks are fantastic. This is going to be a new favourite place.
This place is getting busy. Love seeing that. Very mixed clientele too, also a good sign.
Funny thing is I usually like watching weird flops too. Maybe I just wasn’t in a good frame of mind for the experience.
And here I am nervous about hosting anyone if my apartment isn’t spotless with gatorade and snacks and a fluffy new bathrobe for my guest afterwards to relax with/in. It’s pretty eye opening to hear other experiences.
Good to hear you’re staying safe!
So thus far the entire conflict has been mostly India failing in breaking Pakistan’s air defenses.
India’s western equipment failing against Pakistan’s Chinese equipment, in other words.
If I were a Chinese arms trade official looking to sell air defence systems, I’d make my sales pitch a photo of a crashed Indian Rafale with the appropriately-localized caption “Any questions?”
Seconding my home and native land of Canada. Our history is soaked in blood.