rhubarb [he/him]

I’m going with 50 % chance the guy wrote it himself, 10 % chance he found another dork in the wild, 40 % chance there is a little bit of spit/piss in that cup

All liberation movements should simply focus group test their actions to maximize the thing that matters most in the end, American public opinion

It’s so funny to imagine a pastor carefully writing “SATAN” in jam on his bread for some internet attention

God really fucked up choosing such an unmasculine pope

Holmes, the mother of two, named one of her children Invicta, Latin for “invincible.”

This is written as its own paragraph in the middle of the article with no context, just exquisite hater vibes

I’m so tired of these “isekais with a twist”, where it is clear that the author didn’t actually want to write an isekai, but that was the only thing they could get greenlit. I don’t blame Dostoevsky, we all do what we can to make ends meet, but a story where a guy gets isekaid but we follow the people left behind in the original world is just ridiculous.

If you have been itching to play Deadlock but didn’t want to play against the ~60 freaks still playing the alpha who know every single thing about the game, now could be a good time to get into it, they practically remade the item system and no one knows what they are doing

The illustrator was really phoning it in with this one

This bag of spiced nuts I bought has a small graphic that I can only interpret as “try putting a whole handful of these in your mouth at once, you hog”, and just for your information, bag, I was going to do that anyway and didn’t need your advice

Thank you, insufferable users, for keeping this nerd away

If you are in the Conclave, STAY IN THE CONCLAVE, legally they have to let you vote

Wormatouille

I wonder what they thought about the blowjob scene

It’s actually a case of the British intrusive R, they are schools for grandmas

This season of ANDOR, fans get to witness how Character struggles with the consequences their commitment to the cause has on their personal wants, while on the other side of the galaxy Character has to reconcile their commitment to the cause with their personal wants, all the while Character deals with the tragedy of their commitment to the cause stopping them from achieving their personal wants

unlike you people, LENIN would NEVER have posted about a bean-penis hybrid because he LOVED and RESPECTED the PROLETARIAT

I like how 吗 works because sometimes you are halfway through saying something when you realize it should be a question, and then you have to hit a quick time event to change your tone of voice to indicate it. In Chinsese you can just slap that bad boy at the end and no one will even know you are barely sentient enough to communicate.

What really fucks me up about the news stories presenting Falun Gong as peaceful practitioners of meditation persecuted by the Chinese state is that they have to know it is a cult, right? Like, if they are interviewing a regional manager, they would probably look them up before and easily find out they believe some extremely cult stuff, like just meditating instead of taking your medicine. Yet they still choose to promote them to score some propaganda points against China, it’s incomprehensibly evil.

There are very few things more jokerifying than seeing journalists use Falun Gong as a reliable source

I clearly remember knowing fairly well what Epic Meal Time was, but now there is just nothing else there. No idea what the content was other than it was a youtube channel, no face, no logo, no color or sound. It’s a strange feeling.