My wife and I are into foodstuffs and sex and it started small with a bit of honey or Nutella on the legs but now she wants me to have sex with a donut.
I told her I’m too scared to put sugars around my peehole because of the chance of getting a UTI but she told me “I’ll find someone who will” so I think I have no choice but to fuck a donut.
I’m scared what should I do


I’m going to yuck this yum.
Also, your wife isn’t minding your consent.
95% sure this is just a bad bit but if not, tell her to not be an asshole about sexual consent and stop pressuring you to do something you don’t want to do
Yeah, IDK how this post is still up let alone has an admin commenting in it