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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Time zones? What, like I step over a line on the ground and I’m in the future? Pfffft.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      It’s so much worse than that. The people in the GMT +13 time zone had 19 hours to warn us about 9/11 in 2001, and they did nothing!

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        Well yeah, they’re all old and forgetful. They could come West and be younger but they don’t care. They’re old.

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          If you go to the North pole and run around in circles you can easily get years into the past.

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            That’s a common misconception. Magnetic north declination from geographic north increases to its maximum as one approaches the geographic north pole (by definition). Yes, technically, your geographic time may reverse by years, but the increase in magnetic time, being equal and opposite, will effectively cancel out that effect.

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              Sir, you have a dizzying intellect.

              • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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                Thanks! I just thought it was from drinking.

            • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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              This kind of troll science is the caliber that makes actual conspiracies form when stupid people read it.

              • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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                Thank you. I’m sorry.

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          Wouldn’t they get younger more quickly if they moved east across the much-shorter distance to the international date line?

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            This is far too technical. Are you one of those “scientists” I hear about? :)

            • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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              I did done a science or two in my time, but I ain’t no scientist.

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        New Zealand… We demand you tell us what the future is like.

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          I’m sorry for the bad news, but it’s terrible in the future. Just like every other day

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          You joke, but if the US had done that for COVID, things would have been a lot better. Sure, it’s the right answer for the wrong reasons, but it wouldn’t be a change for the worse compared to the current methods.

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      “The Island of the Day Before” vibes

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