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minus-squareOccultIconoclast@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 days agoComforting people with your voice is a form of magic and atheists don’t believe in magic, so they haven’t developed any incantations.
minus-squarerealitista@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-213 days agoWe need to think of some then! How about: “On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .01%, so buck up!”
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoProbably wouldn’t work very well if you’re talking to a terminal patient
minus-squarerealitista@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 days agoWould have to redo the math for sure.
minus-squareSundray@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·edit-213 days ago“I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”
Comforting people with your voice is a form of magic and atheists don’t believe in magic, so they haven’t developed any incantations.
We need to think of some then!
How about:
“On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .01%, so buck up!”
Probably wouldn’t work very well if you’re talking to a terminal patient
Would have to redo the math for sure.
“I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”