“You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt.”

Tonight we dice in hell.

Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…

“Future Farmers of America”

“What role did you get? How did you get it?”

“Please count to 10.”

“… um, I’ve run out of fingers.”

And – inexplicably – it has darkvision.

cries in broadcom wireless card not supported

barbarians

blahbarians

Sweet or dill?

“Paige, yes!”

I can’t remember which model it was, but wasn’t there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well… tough shit, I guess.

“Crap. Did anybody slot Magic Missile? Anybody? Oh come on!”

“It’s okay, I brought a Bag of Holding full of air with me. Now I’ll just put it on my head, and…”

“Silly kitty, you shouldn’t dry fire a revolver without a snap cap, so silly yes you are!”

Well, my parents were worshipers of Ishtar, so I was kind of born into it…

From now on, I will always think of regular Bowser as “Meat Bowser”.

Ah, must be a morning person.

It’s there for me. I wish I could help :(

You want a tail, play a Kobold!