My lineage is German, Irish, and Scandanavian, but my stomach is 100% Mexican.
I did one of those mail in DNA test and found out I’m like over 50% data breach
Me after I found out I’m 1% South American
I think that one is Mesoamerican
Oh how careless of me. Here. I think this one is more accurate.
There we go!
Americans are all saying they’re proud of their country and then say shit like this unironically.
Makes sense though because in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc etc etc so people, in their search for ways to differentiate themselves from others, latch on to their heritage.
Ironically America has incredible diversity within its borders. The average west coaster, northeasterner, Bible belter, and Midwesterner are completely foreign to each other. Plus a religious obsession with sports is another way we tribalize.
American with 7% Irish ancestry on the Shankill Road lecturing the locals on why they should have a united Ireland energy.
“or should I say us 🇮🇹”
“Sopranos was my favorite show”
Oof. Imagine saying “roots was my favorite show so it makes sense my great great great grandparent was black”
I have Italian ancestry and I’ve always found these guys to be cringe, but I also get why they do it . Many people in the United States yearn for meaning and interpersonal connection in their lives. “Being an Italian” provides a prepackaged, very commercialized possibility of community with little effort required - you’re just born to it, so instant acceptance, right?
The reality is often less Soprano’s chic and more “nonno and nonnina were illiterate farmhands who moved to the US for a better life. Nonno died from mystery cancer and all of nonnina’s bones dissolved after birthing her 15th child at 24. Now chew nonnina’s birthday cake for her”.
In no particular order, I have French, German, Dutch, Scottish, Irish, and a teensy tiny bit of “my great great great great grandmother was native American and we actually have the proof but nobody could ever tell without a DNA test so it only gets brought up when talking about obscure family genetic lineage”
Maybe it’s because my family is super midwest-usa-bible-belt, and I never even found out about most of it until a genetics test when I got married to my now wife (we wanted to know if kids would even be a medical possibility with our various issues), but I don’t identify with any of the places my ancestors lived in, so there isn’t a particular culture I’d like to be part of. And to be perfectly frank I’m not sure I want to be part of any culture, I just want to tend to my forest with fair
Goldberrymy wife.You do make a good point though, if you’re looking to be part of something or feel particularly drawn to a culture after being immersed in what you think it’s really like, I could absolutely see this happening with 100% sincerity.
On the one hand, as a country of immigrants, there are tons of places where communities settled and brought their culture with them and so have a strong feeling of connection to their ancestry despite their culture today being completely different. The French Quarter of New Orleans comes to mind. On the other hand, we also kinda traded tradition for consumerism. We lack a real sense of history and culture of our own, making it easy to connect more with our hereditary culture than our country’s.
You can also add to this the ease modern technology has brought in communicating with people across the globe. Americans are probably more likely than just about any other country to have distant family connections in other countries that they are in contact with. If you’re French, you probably come from a generational line of French people who lived not far from you (relatively speaking). By comparison, as a kid, me and my parents went on vacation once to spend a week with some distant relatives of ours in Scotland because we have connections to a specific family castle there.
Americans when they find out they’re 1/823th of a footballfield finnish: “OMG I AM SO DIVERSE! AND NOW A CERTIFIED MINORITY” Americans when they try to do finnish things: “Yeah no this is fake, its not possible for anyone to survive in 230f”
230? Holy fuck, I’m happy to accept bitch-hood for not being able to handle that. How do you breathe?
You throw water on the oven to cool it down enough so you don’t die. You need to try it.
Is the air temperature 230f or the stove?
Why would the stove be so cold?
Idk I’m super confused. The hottest I can handle a sauna being is just below 200, and not for long enough to really enjoy it. 185 is my sweet spot
My family prefers 110c but i prefer around 90c as i want to relax and not tryhard.
I’m 25% Finnish (Grandmother)
I enjoy saunas
Is 25% enough to enjoy other Finnish things?
Does your sau a have a carpet
Is this a thing?
Americans love to answer the question “where are you from?” with an ingredients list.
Marrone? Uffa, issat aposta be a Madone?
Thats how they say it in the show i think it was supposed to be some Italian dialect
There weren’t enough hand emojis 👋👌, mama Mia’s, or references to spaghetti. No wonder he didn’t fit in.
You missed the main one🤌🤌ma che cazzo
Maybe if you’re mostly German, you learn to avoid wild hand gestures from a young age. Just to be safe, you know?
Or just register as a republican and say it’s fashionable.
Elon: 0% german
Basing your preferred genetic heritage on how much you like a TV show. Smh.
American Italians have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.
Americans
Italianshave embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.
My brother got a DNA test and found we’re mostly descended from Nordic people and not Germanic/Irish as we were told as kids. So naturally, I am now a Vikings fan.
When you learn that Vikings are also Germanic:
There is no escaping it, Gustav
And the Vikings invaded the isles … so, they may still well be Germanic and Irish. Just sorta.
Y’all actually know your ethnicity? I know i’m white and that’s about it.
I know i’m white
100% American.
damn didn’t realize yall would be so hostile
same feeling as: “wow very judgemental community here” lmao
I still remember when someone came to /r/Wicked_Edge, a subreddit about straight razors, and asked to compare two disposable brands. People were as kind as possible.
Not to be confused with /r/straightedge, which is about drug-less Punk.
I don’t know, one guy has a real problem that needs to be addressed. The other guy is mad because people got mad at him for cosplaying an ethnic identity.
This looks like a great way to troll communities. Might do this in the France sub