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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Anon tries to help

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Anon tries to help

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • Bronzebeard@lemm.ee
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    Anon still hasn’t figured out they were trying to flirt with one another and he had butted his away into the middle of that?

    • Th4tGuyII@fedia.io
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      Yeah, I feel bad for Anon getting shouted down for trying to be helpful, but sometimes you’ve got to stay out of the way

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      I mean… it’s 4chan, what did you expect?

      Honestly, by clearly explaining the problem you probably do those anons a genuine service.

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      Anon forgot straight people exist

  • can@sh.itjust.works
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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      Anon should only speak when spoken to smdh

      • RachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        hot

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      deleted by creator

  • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Middle school is, was, and will be full of dicks. How 1/2 of all middle schoolers turn into decent people, I don’t know.

    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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      Lmfao you think 1/2 of everyone is decent? How optimistic of you

      • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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        Half feels right. The moral median is forever moving up. I can trust most people in a room to avoid murdering, robbing, raping, or engaging in political conversation with me, so that’s my rationale.

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          That’s a big ask of people nowadays, are you sure you didn’t set the bar too high. /S

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            “People”

            • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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              “… what a bunch of bastards!”

        • Etterra@discuss.online
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          Do not conflate fear of punishment with morality. Most people suck, but are at least capable of a very basic level of cost-benefit analysis.

      • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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        Pareto principle works here too. It’s like 20% are decent, 60% sit on the fence depending on context, and 20% are always awful.

        These ratios are more strictly 20/80 the older the sample sets, ie roughly 80% of people over 65 are toxic, in most cases, even when their behavior hurts themselves.

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    • Speiser0@feddit.org
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      1/2 of them have no dicks.

  • akkajdh999@programming.devdeleted by creator
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    but my friend agreed with her

    ??? did you try changing friends?

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    I got so many memories like this that they take turns fucking my brain 24/7

  • x00z@lemmy.world
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    How does one feel bad about this?

    I learned very quickly to determine such people as worthless and to not let it bother me.

    • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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      Like that, sadly.

    • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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      Me too. Only took 20 years past high school

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  • Skkorm@lemmy.world
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    What a virgin. They were clearly flirting, mind your own business.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Thanks, now I’m less sad about the fact I barely interacted with other people in middle school

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