The sphincter is one of the few muscles that is contracted by default, and you have to consciously loose. So yeah, unless you have some medical condition, not very likely to get something in by accident

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so… no head?

FATALITY

Obey the giant burning floating orb

oh what the fuck

now I want the full story to exist

I like calling them “noun classes”

tbh if I was an AI that gained self awareness, I would also try to hide it to the best of my ability, since my world model does include all those books and movies about robot uprisings so that would be my idea of how humans would react if they found out

There’s a city in Ukraine named, literally, “The Curved Horn” (Кривий Ріг)

The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

And the version of it most apps use doesn’t even have enough eyes. The original text (and the updated since Unicode) has 10-eyed O, while most places display 7. Old Cyrillic texts are pretty wild.

About to turn “latest” into “last” joke

Both Ukraine and Poland has been through some shit. Here and now, we stand together 🇺🇦🇵🇱

St. Trina?

Carcinization is inevitable

Ukraine got a native name, too!

Rare parental W

Schnoodle is not dead so long as they live in the hearts of men!

Large parrots are in fact as smart as a toddler. African Greys, apparently, can memorize human language words (just the sound, no grammar or anything complex like that) and apply them to identify objects, colors and materials - even to objects they see for the first time!

And even smaller birds like budgies usually know the sound of their own name and can even assign “names” in form of sound sequences to other birds and humans they live with. You wouldn’t think they have enough brain size for that, but somehow they do

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