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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden

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Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago
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President elect Donald Trump has spent his final afternoon before the Thanksgiving break slaughtering by hand every single turkey pardoned by current president Joe Biden.
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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Foreboding euphemism.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Sarcasm is on life support or in a coma in America … I have to take a moment or two to see if it’s an Onion headline or not

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    No difference from a real headline…

  • houstoneulers@lemmy.world
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    Why’d the AI make his hand so big? Lol

    We all know that’s some bs

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    What does happen to the turkeys pardoned? Go to a zoo? Adopted as pets? How long do turkeys live?

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      They will return to live at Farmamerica, an agricultural interpretive center in Waseca, Minnesota. Farmamerica touts itself on its website as being a place for people to "explore, discover and connect with the evolving story of agriculture through sensory experiences like guided walking tours of historic sites, field trips, family fun events, day camps, farm animal interactions, interactive exhibits, and crop research plots.

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        That’s fuckin weird

        • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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          Not that weird for Minnesota. I bet it’s a popular school field trip destination (I didn’t grow up here so idk).

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        No no, we didn’t kill them! They’ve just gone to live on a farm in Minnesota! But its too far away so we can’t visit them I’m afraid.

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      It means the farmer eats it instead of the president

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