I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Chin up, now you know she really loves ya
She might have dumped them immediately, you don’t know
I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.
Cried with joy about how much he loves you?
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
Don’t feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.
Straight to jail.
Not sure I get it.
You can’t take the sky from me.
🍃
Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?
That’s why it’s so scary 😱
The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
You can’t just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
Not with that attitude it isn’t.
I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it
If you put that in the mirror it’s kinda true, except that it’s also on a Thursday this year haha
Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.
I can’t believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C’mon coffee, get to work.
Me: a complete dumbass.
“I could swear it happened once when I was a kid”
“…Wait a second…”
Unfortunately this won’t happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don’t know enough about those to check.
It’s also always either 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you’re on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between “day X falls on day of the week Y” events unless you’re talking about February 29.
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.
Probably because the Orange Anti-Christ is running for President.
