I get it, but this lowkey implies vaccines cause autism. You can’t give them any ammo, even silly ammo.

It seems obvious to me you lack the perspective and experience to make such a claim, no matter how much ayahuasca you’ve used.

A real coxwain.

What about poor, right wing? I think we need a political compass for desire paths.

When it’s a chat game, I guess titles for your character are considered content.

I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn’t look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

This is why you’ll never be The Onion, Beaverton.

Good work, that’s very close! >!OK, How Bout No? Eat Shit and Die, motherfucker.!<

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Ever since a chicken killed my pet hamster, my name has been vengeance and Popeyes has been my hunting grounds.

Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.

Or maybe it has more rat parts in the chocolate, but yes that’s the gist of my theory.

I think there are secret grades of retail products and stores get these differently graded products based on the “tier” of store they are. So Dollar General candy maybe didn’t pass QA to be sold at, say, Harris Teeter. I’m not talking about selling a package with less candy in it. I mean, for example, that the candy at the Dollar General may inexplicably have a higher percentage of adulterants or slightly off on flavor so it gets assigned C grade so it goes into packages of candy sold at C grade markets.

It’s probably not a conspiracy so much as I don’t know what industry jargon to search for to find out more information.

Most definitely has some kind of sweetener, only about 1/5th of coffee drinkers prefer plain coffee.

The CDC to which I was referencing happens to be part of the 4% stuck in the 1700s.

For migratory birds, using calls is illegal in many areas, and otherwise at the very least considered to be unethical.

It almost looks like he erased half of it, meant to come back, and forgot before submitting it to publish.

The CDC says no more than two hours for perishable food, and one hour if ambient temp is 90°F or above.

Once everyone had their instant pots that are really reliable and rarely break, instant had to come up with something else to sell and make money. In the pursuit of that, they made a lot of bad choices, including taking on debt, and didn’t find the same success they had with instant pot.

I assume the banner is in English for our benefit, since everyone there almost certainly does not converse in English.