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Deceptichum@quokk.au to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

guess I'll just play with my nuts

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guess I'll just play with my nuts

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Deceptichum@quokk.au to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    There is actually an official clarification from LEGO that the 99 years is definitely not a hard upper limit.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know whether that’s funny or sad.

    • Deceptichum@quokk.auOP
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      No one is getting hard at 99.

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        Not since Roz passed last year anyway

  • dditty@lemm.ee
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    😢

    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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      It’s for their safety. At that age the might build a sentient robot that votes for Trump who will then take away their social security. Thank you Lego, for responsible toy stewartship.

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    At least he still has 37 years to play with a Koosh ball

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      Jeez. Even my dog who loved her Koosh ball was only 98 in dog years when she died. They’re apparently making them for tortoises.

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    Sorry Jimmy, it’s Mega only for you now

  • Croquette@sh.itjust.works
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    Over a 100 years old, you can do whatever the fuck you want. You’re gonna throw him in jail? He doesn’t even know if he’ll live for another hour.

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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    Fuck those Vikings, Jimmy! You go ahead and build that AT-AT.

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    +1 for the double entendre title 😄

    • Deceptichum@quokk.auOP
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      Thanks, I was proud of that.

      • Welt@lazysoci.al
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        Pardon my ignorance - what’s ‘play with my nuts’ a reference to for Carter, aside from his gonads?

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          They made him put his family peanut farm in a blind trust so that he couldn’t benefit it during his time in office.

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          He was a peanut farmer.

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    I’m certain that Jimmy Carter has every reason to be satisfied with the amount he’s built.

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    Do YOU want to tell Jimmy Carter what he can and can’t play with?

    I didn’t think so.

    • Amanduh@lemm.ee
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      What’s he gonna do? Beat me up?

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        He’s still got the nuclear codes.

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        This is how you get Isekai’s to the peanut farmer world.

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          “I Antagonized Jimmy Carter Over the Internet And Now I’m In Another World But I’m a Peanut That Farms and Also There’s A Demon King?!?!?!?!?!”

          Totally underrated series that really picks up in Season 4.

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    I find “LEGOs” very upsetting.

    Lego is not an acronym. It does not usually get all-caps in prose, though the all-caps logotype is sometimes imitated in text.

    Lego is a proper name, and is also used as a collective noun. It does not get pluralized.

    “You can’t play with Lego anymore.”

    • weker01@sh.itjust.works
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      Language is flexible. Deal with it.

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      fuck that. Lego is a company and I don’t need it to tell me how I can and cannot use their name. if they don’t like it they can suck my dick.

      I really don’t understand why there are so many people passionate about how to “properly” use The Trademark™ in The Way that was Sanctioned by The Corporation®

      just play with your Legos and get over it

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        I assume the people are passionate about grammar, and their corrections have nothing to do with respecting trademarks.

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          that’s even worse! especially because the vast majority of self proclaimed “grammar nazis” (really weird fucking title, guys) don’t know shit about linguistics as a science

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          Legos is grammatically correct.

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            No, that’s Lego. Legos is a large metropolitan city in southwestern Nigeria.

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              no, that’s Lagos. Legos is a principle of rhetoric along with pathos and ethos.

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            Which should be your original comment instead of the trademark thing.

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              no, I don’t care if it’s grammatically correct.

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                Great, doesn’t change the fact nobody is passionate about protecting trademarks as you are saying.

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                  yes they are, because the word Legos has nothing to do with grammar

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        Brought to you by the folks behind “Get Off That Nintendo and Go Outside” while you were PC gaming. Lol :p

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