Do they make VPN gift cards?

Bug Fighting

You prefer not to go off on tangents in the comments?

I think for accuracy they’ll soon have to change that to “one size fits many”

But what if you got enough break on it to get the batter to swing at a baby outside the zone?

I have no idea how it actually works, but I would guess a court ruling or something invalidating the trademark. I don’t think the USPTO would just go around stripping trademarks for funsies, but if one got challenged in court that could very well lead to a judgement like “yeah, a popsicle is just so broadly understood as this class of thing you don’t have ownership over that anymore”

Well I guess he got his answer

For $150 the only way I’d buy that bag is if it could do real life compression/decompression of the contents

Seems fun, I look forward to more posts. I also really like the idea that, given the time these stories originally took place, it’s entirely possible these people now have kids doing stupid shit at around the same age the posters were when they did their stupid shit.

someone has probably homebrewed a Mr. Potatohead race

Amazon’s Top Pick for Restaurants by xcvjkhgaers

Does it come with a roomba drone to dust all those chandeliers?

Truth Social Users Are Losing Ridiculous Sums of Money to Scams

ftfy Gizmodo

In a sane world, it would literally be a different race, Trump wouldn’t be the candidate

Trick question, Satan is freedom, can’t tell me what fruit not to eat!

My thought exactly

Pineapplecore sounds like what someone would name surfer rock if it came out today

Sorry Jimmy, it’s Mega only for you now