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This is a story I can get behind
you had to plug your comment don’t you?
Wait, they didn’t give us a full rebuttal!
“My God! It just falls right out!! It’s you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!”
In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
goatse
Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail
I love it when jokes come full circle.
Fur slipper was likely a nod and wink that the prince knew Cinderella intimately…
Instead a size check, it’s a sniff test.
sniff smells like tacos
90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess
Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
