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minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·3 months agoLeave home to buy some spices, then go to a wrong grocery store and make a mess there breaking everything on the shelves
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·3 months agoDon’t forget to kidnap a few employees too while you’re in the wrong store
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoAnd cut out their tongues and get arrested.
minus-squaremasterspace@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoYou gotta wipe out 90% of that wrong grocery store’s employees and patrons through communicable diseases, even the ones in corporate who have no idea who you are or have ever met you. 🫡
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoWTF now I’m almost pro-Columbus again.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoAnd the spice isle is twice as long as you think it is, but you keep insisting that it’s that length.
minus-squarebooly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoLeave home with spices on a shopping list, come home with syphilis instead.
Leave home to buy some spices, then go to a wrong grocery store and make a mess there breaking everything on the shelves
Don’t forget to kidnap a few employees too while you’re in the wrong store
And cut out their tongues and get arrested.
You gotta wipe out 90% of that wrong grocery store’s employees and patrons through communicable diseases, even the ones in corporate who have no idea who you are or have ever met you.
🫡
WTF now I’m almost pro-Columbus again.
And the spice isle is twice as long as you think it is, but you keep insisting that it’s that length.
Leave home with spices on a shopping list, come home with syphilis instead.