To the spiders in my house: yes I want you to build webs and catch critters. Yes, you can use my house. But like, can you not put it in places I typically walk? Please? I don’t want to destroy your houses but I literally can’t see them.
You just gotta sit down and lay out some boundaries and explain what will happen if they breach those boundaries, I’ve got a long running civil agreement with the spiders in my house, haven’t had to forcibly evict one in a very long time.
Real. I’ll let spiders live if they just stay out of my space
Oh, Bob, never change, you silly little arachnid.
I’m taller than most people. I’m always getting a facefull of spider webs. I love spiders, though. Anything that eats mosquitoes gets a pass to mildly inconvenience me now and again.
A single strand would be a delight. I seem to always get a full face full of web.
@graphito f* u spidey!
were-humans? Is that like wolves that turn human on a full moon?
That’s a wolfwere
That’s what I like a bit less about being the first hiker to walk the trail in the morning.
Carry a 3 foot stick, and wave it up and down in front of you. That’s what I have to do on this trail I hike that doesn’t get many hikers on it. I’m pretty sure I’m the only person that hikes it, and there are golden orb weavers everywhere.
Yeah, I usually start hoping I won’t need it but after hitting a few sticky webs I grab a stick and start waving it in front of me. But then I don’t go low enough or do a bad job and catch a few more with my legs or my head. Sometimes I just kind of forget and start using it as a walking stick only to be reminded why I was carrying it in the first place.
It works, but its effectiveness varies.
Then get up at a reasonable hour, you freaking psychopath, lol. Early birds are the worst.
