Just wait a couple of minutes and let the spider finish their workout, geez.

Do you see people behind smartphones they’re holding??

the fact that he’s playing Mercy

I only started to fantasize about my wife after we’d got married. We haven’t had sex yet though. Penetrating a real person would be disrespectful.

touches tits

has a seizure because of that

Gay AF. His body rejected a girl.

Users will test, don’t waste your energy.

Great advice. I always consult FDA before cooking rice.

Free or not, monopolies should be regulated.

You guys as obsessed with AI as the people you’re making fun of.

I’ve seen this in Detroit: Become Human.

But if you make your sim evil, doesn’t that make you evil too? Like if God is good, why does he allow bad things to happen?

We read on the news ‘Hezbollah pagers’ and assume that this was a targeted attack. But are we sure? What does it even mean? Who and how got those devices?

Including Germans?

It’s real, but anon imagined himself as an 18 y/o girl with a boyfriend. Still gay.

And at the end of the day - it worked to get the cousing to start laughing and stop thinking about how hurt they are.

For half a second? Because surely that joke didn’t cure her sadness.

$1100 for sex? The landlord was rather desperate.

1984 was a leap year starting on Sunday of the Gregorian calendar

Holy shit.

Yeah but it takes a little bit more effort than winning a tournament if you want to post on reddit.

Anon invests in crime scenes, not in crimes.

I heard that scientists found small concentrations of Saddam Hussein even in human balls.