Where’s the femboy option?
Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
Top right?
No that’s furies
Top right is accepting of all fetishists. Hell, we probably invented a few you haven’t even heard of yet.
What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?
Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.
Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.
The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.
Yeah, I have much more respect for someone trying to rebuild from nothing than some chamber of commerce, yacht club douche.
Hey! I don’t fit into this mold! I’m the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can’t work.
So… um… yay me?
I believe that is the bottom right
Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!
maybe bottom middle then somewhere between those two
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own.
You are number 6!
What roles did you play?
Without giving too much away, for a couple of examples, I did some VO work for Hanna-Barbera soon before Warner Bros. shut them down and (this will really show my age) a PS2 game.
Well as an avowed fan of every voice actor ever, thanks for your work, and now I will forever be speculating on the pitch and timbre you might have delivered.
Why thank you. I’d tell you more, but I give way too much information about myself around here as it is. Someone could pretty easily figure out who I am. I probably shouldn’t make it easier on them.
It’s not necessarily a bad thing to be a juggalo, though. I’d say they’re pretty similar to furries. Though, that’s a guess since I’m not part of either group.
I would hang out with a random juggalo over a random furry. There is a higher chance that the furry enjoys abusing animals, while juggalos typically only abuse their own brain cells.
I was mostly being facetious. I’m sure most of them are perfectly nice people like in most groups.
I have certainly met my share of friendly furries.
Can’t I be both nerd and juggalo?
You either know how magnets work or you don’t. There is no in-between.
No, pick one
I could be a nugg… nevermind, this is a situation where I don’t win. Nerd.
I’m not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life
What even are juggalos? Like i know they’re fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?
They worship magnets.
I don’t know. But I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life, yo
“Homies” explains it too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q
I dunno though, I just listen to the music.
My cousin is a full fledged juggalo. I don’t personally get it. I’m antisocial anyway, but the lifestyle is just bizarre to me. It isn’t for me I guess, but I’m for people being happy and doing what they love no matter what it. I don’t need to get it.
He loves the lifestyle. That man has travelled all across the country couch surfing with complete strangers. It seems to me that almost any juggalo will invite another juggalo into his home like they are a huge extended family.
He’s had some wild life experiences that I could only dream of.
