Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoI feel so old.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1733arrow-down120
arrow-up1713arrow-down1imageI feel so old.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square147fedilink
minus-squareEmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoI’ve REKT every toilet I’ve ever taken a dump in…at least since I started my high fiber diet.
minus-squareshit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-27 months agoI’ve RIZZED every skibidi toilet I’ve ever taken a mew on…at least since I started jelqing
minus-squareEmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoI don’t know what jelqing is
minus-squareshit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agograbbing the tip of your penis and stretching it as far as you physically can
minus-squareshit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoit’s what all the kids are into now
I’ve REKT every toilet I’ve ever taken a dump in…at least since I started my high fiber diet.
I’ve RIZZED every skibidi toilet I’ve ever taken a mew on…at least since I started jelqing
I don’t know what jelqing is
grabbing the tip of your penis and stretching it as far as you physically can
ouch
it’s what all the kids are into now